Farewell To The Baltimore Gun Club

: All Around The Moon

The intense interest of our extraordinary but most veracious history

having reached its culmination at the end of the last chapter, our

absorbing chronicle might with every propriety have been then and there

concluded; but we can't part from our gracious and most indulgent reader

before giving him a few more details which may be instructive perhaps,

if not amusing.



No doubt he kindly remembers the world-w
de sympathy with which our

three famous travellers had started on their memorable trip to the Moon.

If so, he may be able to form some idea of the enthusiasm universally

excited by the news of their safe return. Would not the millions of

spectators that had thronged Florida to witness their departure, now

rush to the other extremity of the Union to welcome them back? Could

those innumerable Europeans, Africans and Asiatics, who had visited the

United States simply to have a look at M'Nicholl, Ardan and Barbican,

ever think of quitting the country without having seen those wonderful

men again? Certainly not! Nay, more--the reception and the welcome that

those heroes would everywhere be greeted with, should be on a scale

fully commensurate with the grandeur of their own gigantic enterprise.

The Sons of Earth who had fearlessly quitted this terrestrial globe and

who had succeeded in returning after accomplishing a journey

inconceivably wonderful, well deserved to be received with every

extremity of pride, pomp and glorious circumstance that the world is

capable of displaying.



To catch a glimpse of these demi-gods, to hear the sound of their

voices, perhaps even to touch their hands--these were the only emotions

with which the great heart of the country at large was now throbbing.



To gratify this natural yearning of humanity, to afford not only to

every foreigner but to every native in the land an opportunity of

beholding the three heroes who had reflected such indelible glory on the

American name, and to do it all in a manner eminently worthy of the

great American Nation, instantly became the desire of the American

People.



To desire a thing, and to have it, are synonymous terms with the great

people of the American Republic.



A little thinking simplified the matter considerably: as all the people

could not go to the heroes, the heroes should go to all the people.



So decided, so done.



It was nearly two months before Barbican and his friends could get back

to Baltimore. The winter travelling over the Rocky Mountains had been

very difficult on account of the heavy snows, and, even when they found

themselves in the level country, though they tried to travel as

privately as possible, and for the present positively declined all

public receptions, they were compelled to spend some time in the houses

of the warm friends near whom they passed in the course of their long

journey.



The rough notes of their Moon adventures--the only ones that they could

furnish just then--circulating like wild fire and devoured with

universal avidity, only imparted a keener whet to the public desire to

feast their eyes on such men. These notes were telegraphed free to every

newspaper in the country, but the longest and best account of the

"Journey to the Moon" appeared in the columns of the New York

Herald, owing to the fact that Watkins the reporter had had the

adventurers all to himself during the whole of the three days' trip of

the Susquehanna back to San Francisco. In a week after their return,

every man, woman, and child in the United States knew by heart some of

the main facts and incidents in the famous journey; but, of course, it

is needless to say that they knew nothing at all about the finer points

and the highly interesting minor details of the astounding story. These

are now all laid before the highly favored reader for the first time. I

presume it is unnecessary to add that they are worthy of his most

implicit confidence, having been industriously and conscientiously

compiled from the daily journals of the three travellers, revised,

corrected, and digested very carefully by Barbican himself.



It was, of course, too early at this period for the critics to pass a

decided opinion on the nature of the information furnished by our

travellers. Besides, the Moon is an exceedingly difficult subject. Very

few newspaper men in the country are capable of offering a single

opinion regarding her that is worth reading. This is probably also the

reason why half-scientists talk so much dogmatic nonsense about her.



Enough, however, had appeared in the notes to warrant the general

opinion that Barbican's explorations had set at rest forever several pet

theories lately started regarding the nature of our satellite. He and

his friends had seen her with their own eyes, and under such favorable

circumstances as to be altogether exceptional. Regarding her formation,

her origin, her inhabitability, they could easily tell what system

should be rejected and what might be admitted. Her past, her

present, and her future, had been alike laid bare before their eyes. How

can you object to the positive assertion of a conscientious man who has

passed within a few hundred miles of Tycho, the culminating point in

the strangest of all the strange systems of lunar oreography? What reply

can you make to a man who has sounded the dark abysses of the Plato

crater? How can you dare to contradict those men whom the vicissitudes

of their daring journey had swept over the dark, Invisible Face of the

Moon, never before revealed to human eye? It was now confessedly the

privilege and the right of these men to set limits to that selenographic

science which had till now been making itself so very busy in

reconstructing the lunar world. They could now say, authoritatively,

like Cuvier lecturing over a fossil skeleton: "Once the Moon was this, a

habitable world, and inhabitable long before our Earth! And now the Moon

is that, an uninhabitable world, and uninhabitable ages and ages ago!"



We must not even dream of undertaking a description of the grand fete

by which the return of the illustrious members of the Gun Club was to be

adequately celebrated, and the natural curiosity of their countrymen to

see them was to be reasonably gratified. It was one worthy in every way

of its recipients, worthy of the Gun Club, worthy of the Great Republic,

and, best of all, every man, woman, and child in the United States could

take part in it. It required at least three months to prepare it: but

this was not to be regretted as its leading idea could not be properly

carried out during the severe colds of winter.



All the great railroads of the Union had been closely united by

temporary rails, a uniform gauge had been everywhere adopted, and every

other necessary arrangement had been made to enable a splendid palace

car, expressly manufactured for the occasion by Pullman himself, to

visit every chief point in the United States without ever breaking

connection. Through the principal street in each city, or streets if one

was not large enough, rails had been laid so as to admit the passage of

the triumphal car. In many cities, as a precaution against unfavorable

weather, these streets had been arched over with glass, thus becoming

grand arcades, many of which have been allowed to remain so to the

present day. The houses lining these streets, hung with tapestry,

decorated with flowers, waving with banners, were all to be illuminated

at night time in a style at once both the most brilliant and the most

tasteful. On the sidewalks, tables had been laid, often miles and miles

long, at the public expense; these were to be covered with every kind of

eatables, exquisitely cooked, in the greatest profusion, and free to

everyone for twelve hours before the arrival of the illustrious guests

and also for twelve hours after their departure. The idea mainly aimed

at was that, at the grand national banquet about to take place, every

inhabitant of the United States, without exception, could consider

Barbican and his companions as his own particular guests for the time

being, thus giving them a welcome the heartiest and most unanimous that

the world has ever yet witnessed.



Evergreens were to deck the lamp-posts; triumphal arches to span the

streets; fountains, squirting eau de cologne, to perfume and cool the

air; bands, stationed at proper intervals, to play the most inspiring

music; and boys and girls from public and private schools, dressed in

picturesque attire, to sing songs of joy and glory. The people, seated

at the banquetting tables, were to rise and cheer and toast the heroes

as they passed; the military companies, in splendid uniforms, were to

salute them with presented arms; while the bells pealed from the church

towers, the great guns roared from the armories, feux de joie

resounded from the ships in the harbor, until the day's wildest whirl of

excitement was continued far into the night by a general illumination

and a surpassing display of fireworks. Right in the very heart of the

city, the slowly moving triumphal car was always to halt long enough to

allow the Club men to join the cheering citizens at their meal, which

was to be breakfast, dinner or supper according to that part of the day

at which the halt was made.



The number of champagne bottles drunk on these occasions, or of the

speeches made, or of the jokes told, or of the toasts offered, or of the

hands shaken, of course, I cannot now weary my kind reader by detailing,

though I have the whole account lying before me in black and white,

written out day by day in Barbican's own bold hand. Yet I should like to

give a few extracts from this wonderful journal. It is a perfect model

of accuracy and system. Whether detailing his own doings or those of the

innumerable people he met, Caesar himself never wrote anything more

lucid or more pointed. But nothing sets the extraordinary nature of this

great man in a better light than the firm, commanding, masterly

character of the handwriting in which these records are made. The

elegant penmanship all through might easily pass for copper plate

engraving--except on one page, dated "Boston, after dinner," where,

candor compels me to acknowledge, the "Solid Men" appear to have

succeeded in rendering his iron nerves the least bit wabbly.



The palace car had been so constructed that, by turning a few cranks and

pulling out a few bolts, it was transformed at once into a highly

decorated and extremely comfortable open barouche. Marston took the seat

usually occupied by the driver: Ardan and M'Nicholl sat immediately

under him, face to face with Barbican, who, in order that everyone might

be able to distinguish him, was to keep all the back seat for himself,

the post of honor.



On Monday morning, the fifth of May, a month generally the pleasantest

in the United States, the grand national banquet commenced in Baltimore,

and lasted twenty-four hours. The Gun Club insisted on paying all the

expenses of the day, and the city compromised by being allowed to

celebrate in whatever way it pleased the reception of the Club men on

their return.



They started on their trip that same day in the midst of one of the

grandest ovations possible to conceive. They stopped for a little while

at Wilmington, but they took dinner in Philadelphia, where the splendor

of Broad Street (at present the finest boulevard in the world, being 113

feet wide and five miles long) can be more easily alluded to than even

partially described.



The house fronts glittered with flowers, flags, pictures, tapestries,

and other decorations; the chimneys and roofs swarmed with men and boys

cheerfully risking their necks every moment to get one glance at the

"Moon men"; every window was a brilliant bouquet of beautiful ladies

waving their scented handkerchiefs and showering their sweetest smiles;

the elevated tables on the sidewalks, groaning with an abundance of

excellent and varied food, were lined with men, women, and children,

who, however occupied in eating and drinking, never forgot to salute the

heroes, cheering them lustily as they slowly moved along; the spacious

street itself, just paved from end to end with smooth Belgian blocks,

was a living moving panorama of soldiers, temperance men, free masons,

and other societies, radiant in gorgeous uniforms, brilliant in flashing

banners, and simply perfect in the rhythmic cadence of their tread,

wings of delicious music seeming to bear them onward in their proud and

stately march.



A vast awning, spanning the street from ridge to ridge, had been so

prepared and arranged that, in case of rain or too strong a glare from

the summer sun, it could be opened out wholly or partially in the space

of a very few minutes. There was not, however, the slightest occasion

for using it, the weather being exceedingly fine, almost paradisiacal,

as Marston loved to phrase it.






The "Moon men" supped and spent the night in New York, where they were

received with even greater enthusiasm than at Philadelphia. But no

detailed description can be given of their majestic progress from city

to city through all portions of the mighty Republic. It is enough to say

that they visited every important town from Portland to San Francisco,

from Salt Lake City to New Orleans, from Mobile to Charleston, and from

Saint Louis to Baltimore; that, in every section of the great country,

preparations for their reception were equally as enthusiastic, their

arrival was welcomed with equal furore, and their departure

accompanied with an equal amount of affectionate and touching sympathy.



The New York Herald reporter, Mr. Watkins, followed them closely

everywhere in a palace car of his own, and kept the public fully

enlightened regarding every incident worth regarding along the route,

almost as soon as it happened. He was enabled to do this by means of a

portable telegraphic machine of new and most ingenious construction.

Though its motive power was electricity, it could dispense with the

ordinary instruments and even with wires altogether, yet it managed to

transmit messages to most parts of the world with an accuracy that,

considering how seldom it failed, is almost miraculous. The principle

actuating it, though guessed at by many shrewd scientists, is still a

profound secret and will probably remain so for some time longer, the

Herald having purchased the right to its sole and exclusive use for

fifteen years, at an enormous cost.



Who shall say that the apotheosis of our three heroes was not worthy of

them, or that, had they lived in the old prehistoric times, they would

not have taken the loftiest places among the demi-gods?



As the tremendous whirl of excitement began slowly to die away, the

more thoughtful heads of the Great Republic began asking each other a

few questions:



Can this wonderful journey, unprecedented in the annals of wonderful

journeys, ever lead to any practical result?



Shall we ever live to see direct communication established with the

Moon?



Will any Air Line of space navigation ever undertake to start a system

of locomotion between the different members of the solar system?



Have we any reasonable grounds for ever expecting to see trains running

between planet and planet, as from Mars to Jupiter and, possibly

afterwards, from star to star, as from Polaris to Sirius?



Even to-day these are exceedingly puzzling questions, and, with all our

much vaunted scientific progress, such as "no fellow can make out." But

if we only reflect a moment on the audacious go-a-headiveness of the

Yankee branch of the Anglo Saxon race, we shall easily conclude that the

American people will never rest quietly until they have pushed to its

last result and to every logical consequence the astounding step so

daringly conceived and so wonderfully carried out by their great

countryman Barbican.



In fact, within a very few months after the return of the Club men from

the Continental Banquet, as it was called in the papers, the country was

flooded by a number of little books, like Insurance pamphlets, thrust

into every letter box and pushed under every door, announcing the

formation of a new company called The Grand Interstellar Communication

Society. The Capital was to be 100 million dollars, at a thousand

dollars a share: J.P. BARBICAN, ESQ., P.G.C. was to be President;

Colonel JOSHUA D. M'NICHOLL, Vice-President; Hon. J.T. MARSTON,

Secretary; Chevalier MICHAEL ARDAN, General Manager; JOHN MURPHY, ESQ.,

Chief Engineer; H. PHILLIPS COLEMAN, ESQ. (Philadelphia lawyer), Legal

Adviser; and the Astrological Adviser was to be Professor HENRY of

Washington. (Belfast's blunder had injured him so much in public

estimation, his former partisans having become his most merciless

revilers, that it was considered advisable to omit his name altogether

even in the list of the Directors.)



From the very beginning, the moneyed public looked on the G.I.C.S, with

decided favor, and its shares were bought up pretty freely. Conducted on

strictly honorable principles, keeping carefully aloof from all such

damaging connection as the Credit Mobilier, and having its books

always thrown open for public inspection, its reputation even to-day is

excellent and continually improving in the popular estimation. Holding

out no utopian inducements to catch the unwary, and making no wheedling

promises to blind the guileless, it states its great objects with all

their great advantages, without at the same time suppressing its

enormous and perhaps insuperable difficulties. People know exactly what

to think of it, and, whether it ever meets with perfect success or

proves a complete failure, no one in the country will ever think of

casting a slur on the bright name of its peerless President, J.P.

Barbican.



For a few years this great man devoted every faculty of his mind to the

furthering of the Company's objects. But in the midst of his labors, the

rapid approach of the CENTENNIAL surprised him. After a long and careful

consultation on the subject, the Directors and Stockholders of the

G.I.C.S. advised him to suspend all further labors in their behalf for a

few years, in order that he might be freer to devote the full energies

of his giant intellect towards celebrating the first hundredth

anniversary of his country's Independence--as all true Americans would

wish to see it celebrated--in a manner every way worthy of the GREAT

REPUBLIC OF THE WEST!



Obeying orders instantly and with the single-idea'd, unselfish

enthusiasm of his nature, he threw himself at once heart and soul into

the great enterprise. Though possessing no official prominence--this he

absolutely insists upon--he is well known to be the great fountain head

whence emanate all the life, order, dispatch, simplicity, economy, and

wonderful harmony which, so far, have so eminently characterized the

magnificent project. With all operations for raising the necessary

funds--further than by giving some sound practical advice--he positively

refused to connect himself (this may be the reason why subscriptions to

the Centennial stock are so slow in coming in), but in the proper

apportionment of expenses and the strict surveillance of the mechanical,

engineering, and architectural departments, his services have proved

invaluable. His experience in the vast operations at Stony Hill has

given him great skill in the difficult art of managing men. His voice is

seldom heard at the meetings, but when it is, people seem to take a

pleasure in readily submitting to its dictates.



In wet weather or dry, in hot weather or cold, he may still be seen

every day at Fairmount Park, Philadelphia, leisurely strolling from

building to building, picking his steps quietly through the bustling

crowds of busy workmen, never speaking a word, not even to Marston his

faithful shadow, often pencilling something in his pocket book, stopping

occasionally to look apparently nowhere, but never, you may be sure,

allowing a single detail in the restless panorama around him to escape

the piercing shaft of his eagle glance.



He is evidently determined on rendering the great CENTENNIAL of his

country a still greater and more wonderful success than even his own

world-famous and never to be forgotten JOURNEY through the boundless

fields of ether, and ALL AROUND THE MOON!



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