Andy Rooney was a fellow who had the most singularly ingenious knack of doing everything the wrong way. He grew up in his humble Irish home full of mischief to the eyes of every one save his admiring mother. But, to do him justice, he neve... Read more of The Mishaps Of Handy Andy at Children Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Andy Green's New Acquaintance








From: The Flying U's Last Stand

Andy Green, chief prevaricator of the Happy Family of the Flying U--and
not ashamed of either title or connection--pushed his new Stetson back
off his untanned forehead, attempted to negotiate the narrow passage
into a Pullman sleeper with his suitcase swinging from his right hand,
and butted into a woman who was just emerging from the dressing-room. He
butted into her so emphatically that he was compelled to swing his left
arm out very quickly, or see her go headlong into the window opposite;
for a fullsized suitcase propelled forward by a muscular young man may
prove a very efficient instrument of disaster, especially if it catches
one just in the hollow back of the knee. The woman tottered and grasped
Andy convulsively to save herself a fall, and so they stood blocking the
passage until the porter arrived and took the suitcase from Andy with a
tip-inviting deference.

Andy apologized profusely, with a quaint, cowpunchery phrasing that
caused the woman to take a second look at him. And, since Andy Green
would look good to any woman capable of recognizing--and appreciating--a
real man when she saw him, she smiled and said it didn't matter in the
least.

That was the beginning of the acquaintance. Andy took her by her plump,
chiffon-veiled arm and piloted her to her seat, and he afterward tipped
the porter generously and had his own belongings deposited in the
section across the aisle. Then, with the guile of a foreign diplomat, he
betook himself to the smoking-room and stayed there for three quarters
of an hour. He was not taking any particular risk of losing the
opportunity of an unusually pleasant journey, for the dollar he had
invested in the goodwill of the porter had yielded the information that
the lady was going through to Great Falls. Since Andy had boarded the
train at Harlem there was plenty of time to kill between there and Dry
Lake, which was his destination.

The lady smiled at him rememberingly when finally he seated himself
across the aisle from her, and without any serious motive Andy smiled
back. So presently they were exchanging remarks about the journey. Later
on, Andy went over and sat beside her and conversation began in earnest.
Her name, it transpired, was Florence Grace Hallman. Andy read it
engraved upon a card which added the information that she was engaged
in the real estate business--or so the three or four words implied.
"Homemakers' Syndicate, Minneapolis and St. Paul," said the card. Andy
was visibly impressed thereby. He looked at her with swift appraisement
and decided that she was "all to the good."

Florence Grace Hallman was tall and daintily muscular as to figure. Her
hair was a light yellow--not quite the shade which peroxide gives,
and therefore probably natural. Her eyes were brown, a shade too close
together but cool and calm and calculating in their gaze, and her
eyebrows slanted upward a bit at the outer ends and were as heavy as
beauty permitted. Her lips were very red, and her chin was very firm.
She looked the successful business woman to her fingertips, and she was
eminently attractive for a woman of that self-assured type.

Andy was attractive also, in a purely Western way. His gray eyes were
deceivingly candid and his voice was pleasant with a little, humorous
drawl that matched well the quirk of his lips when he talked. He was
headed for home--which was the Flying U--sober and sunny and with enough
money to see him through. He told Florence Hallman his name, and said
that he lived "up the road a ways" without being too definite. Florence
Hallman lived in Minneapolis, she said; though she traveled most of the
time, in the interests of her firm.

Yes, she liked the real estate business. One had a chance to see the
world, and keep in touch with people and things. She liked the West
especially well. Since her firm had taken up the homeseekers' line she
spent most of her time in the West.

They had supper--she called it dinner, Andy observed--together, and Andy
Green paid the check, which was not so small. It was after that, when
they became more confidential, that Florence Hallman, with the egotism
of the successful person who believes herself or himself to be of keen
interest to the listener spoke in greater detail of her present mission.

Her firm's policy was, she said, to locate a large tract of government
land somewhere, and then organize a homeseekers' colony, and settle
the land-hungry upon the tract--at so much per hunger. She thought it
a great scheme for both sides of the transaction. The men who wanted
claims got them. The firm got the fee for showing them the land--and
certain other perquisites at which she merely hinted.

She thought that Andy himself would be a success at the business. She
was quick to form her opinions of people whom she met, and she knew that
Andy was just the man for such work. Andy, listening with his candid,
gray eyes straying often to her face and dwelling there, modestly failed
to agree with her. He did not know the first thing about the real estate
business, he confessed, nor very much about ranching. Oh, yes--he lived
in this country, and he knew THAT pretty well, but--

"The point is right here," said Florence Grace Hallman, laying her pink
fingertips upon his arm and glancing behind her to make sure that they
were practically alone--their immediate neighbors being still in the
diner. "I'm speaking merely upon impulse--which isn't a wise thing to
do, ordinarily. But--well, your eyes vouch for you, Mr. Green, and we
women are bound to act impulsively sometimes--or we wouldn't be women,
would we?" She laughed--rather, she gave a little, infectious giggle,
and took away her fingers, to the regret of Andy who liked the feel of
them on his forearm.

"The point is here. I've recognized the fact, all along, that we need
a man stationed right here, living in the country, who will meet
prospective homesteaders and talk farming; keep up their enthusiasm;
whip the doubters into line; talk climate and soil and the future of the
country; look the part, you understand."

"So I look like a rube, do I?" Andy's lips quirked a half smile at her.

"No, of course you don't!" She laid her fingers on his sleeve again,
which was what Andy wanted--what he had intended to bait her into doing;
thereby proving that, in some respects at least, he amply justified Hiss
Hallman in her snap judgment of him.

"Of course you don't look like a rube! I don't want you to. But you
do look Western--because you are Western to the bone Besides, you look
perfectly dependable. Nobody could look into your eyes and even think
of doubting the truth of any statement you made to them." Andy snickered
mentally at that though his eyes never lost their clear candor. "And,"
she concluded, "being a bona fide resident of the country, your word
would carry more weight than mine if I were to talk myself black in the
face!"

"That's where you're dead wrong," Andy hastened to correct her.

"Well, you must let me have my own opinion, Mr. Green. You would be
convincing enough, at any rate. You see, there is a certain per cent
of--let us call it waste effort--in this colonization business. We
have to reckon on a certain number of nibblers who won't bite"--Andy's
honest, gray eyes widened a hair's breadth at the frankness of her
language--"when they get out here. They swallow the folders we send
out, but when they get out here and see the country, they can't see it
as a rich farming district, and they won't invest. They go back home and
knock, if they do anything.

"My idea is to stop that waste; to land every homeseeker that boards our
excursion trains. And I believe the way to do that is to have the right
kind of a man out here, steer the doubtfuls against him--and let his
personality and his experience do the rest. They're hungry enough to
come, you see; the thing is to keep them here. A man that lives right
here, that has all the earmarks of the West, and is not known to be
affiliated with our Syndicate (you could have rigs to hire, and drive
the doubtfuls to the tract)--don't you see what an enormous advantage
he'd have? The class I speak of are the suspicious ones--those who are
from Missouri. They're inclined to want salt with what we say about the
resources of the country. Even our chemical analysis of the soil, and
weather bureau dope, don't go very far with those hicks. They want to
talk with someone who has tried it, you see."

"I--see," said Andy thoughtfully, and his eyes narrowed a trifle. "On
the square, Miss Hallman, what are the natural advantages out here--for
farming? What line of talk do you give those come-ons?"

Miss Hallman laughed and made a very pretty gesture with her two ringed
hands. "Whatever sounds the best to them," she said. "If they write and
ask about spuds we come back with illustrated folders of potato crops
and statistics of average yields and prices and all that. If it's dairy,
we have dairy folders. And so on. It isn't any fraud--there ARE
sections of the country that produce almost anything, from alfalfa to
strawberries. You know that," she challenged.

"Sure. But I didn't know there was much tillable land left lying around
loose," he ventured to say.

Again Miss Hallman made the pretty gesture, which might mean much or
nothing. "There's plenty of land 'lying around loose,' as you call it.
How do you know it won't produce, till it has been tried?"

"That's right," Andy assented uneasily. "If there's water to put on
it--"

"And since there is the land, our business lies in getting people
located on it. The towns and the railroads are back of us. That is, they
look with favor upon bringing settlers into the country. It increases
the business of the country--the traffic, the freights, the merchants'
business, everything."

Andy puckered his eyebrows and looked out of the window upon a great
stretch of open, rolling prairie, clothed sparely in grass that was
showing faint green in the hollows, and with no water for miles--as
he knew well--except for the rivers that hurried through narrow bottom
lands guarded by high bluffs that were for the most part barren. The
land was there, all right. But--

"What I can't see," he observed after a minute during which Miss
Florence Hallman studied his averted face, "what I can't see is, where
do the settlers get off at?"

"At Easy street, if they're lucky enough," she told him lightly. "My
business is to locate them on the land. Getting a living off it is
THEIR business. And," she added defensively, "people do make a living on
ranches out here."

"That's right," he agreed again--he was finding it very pleasant to
agree with Florence Grace Hallman. "Mostly off stock, though."

"Yes, and we encourage our clients to bring out all the young stock they
possibly can; young cows and horses and--all that sort of thing. There's
quantities of open country around here, that even the most optimistic
of homeseekers would never think of filing on. They can make out, all
right, I guess. We certainly urge them strongly to bring stock with
them. It's always been famous as a cattle country--that's one of our
highest cards. We tell them--"

"How do you do that? Do you go right to them and TALK to them?"

"Yes, if they show a strong enough interest--and bank account. I follow
up the best prospects and visit them in person. I've talked to fifty
horny-handed he-men in the past month."

"Then I don't see what you need of anyone to bring up the drag," Andy
told her admiringly. "If you talk to 'em, there oughtn't be any drag!"

"Thank you for the implied compliment. But there IS a 'drag,' as you
call it. There's going to be a big one, too, I'm afraid--when they get
out and see this tract we're going to work off this spring." She stopped
and studied him as a chess player studies the board.

"I'm very much tempted to tell you something I shouldn't tell," she said
at length, lowering her voice a little. "Remember, Andy Green was a very
good looking man, and his eyes were remarkable for their clear, candid
gaze straight into your own eyes. Even as keen a business woman as
Florence Grace Hallman must be forgiven for being deceived by them. I'm
tempted to tell you where this tract is. You may know it."

"You better not, unless you're willing to take a chance," he told her
soberly. "If it looks too good, I'm liable to jump it myself."

Miss Hallman laughed and twisted her red lips at him in what might be
construed as a flirtatious manner. She was really quite taken with Andy
Green. "I'll take a chance. I don't think you'll jump it. Do you know
anything about Dry Lake, up above Havre, toward Great Falls--and the
country out east of there, towards the mountains?"

The fingers of Andy Green closed into his palms. His eyes, however,
continued to look into hers with his most guileless expression.

"Y-es--that is, I've ridden over it," he acknowledged simply.

"Well--now this is a secret; at least we don't want those mossback
ranchers in there to get hold of it too soon, though they couldn't
really do anything, since it's all government land and the lease has
only just run out. There's a high tract lying between the Bear Paws
and--do you know where the Flying U ranch is?"

"About where it is--yes."

"Well, it's right up there on that plateau--bench, you call it out here.
There are several thousand acres along in there that we're locating
settlers on this spring. We're just waiting for the grass to get nice
and green, and the prairie to get all covered with those blue, blue wind
flowers, and the meadow larks to get busy with their nests, and then
we're going to bring them out and--" She spread her hands again. It
seemed a favorite gesture grown into a habit, and it surely was more
eloquent than words. "These prairies will be a dream of beauty, in a
little while," she said. "I'm to watch for the psychological time to
bring out the seekers. And if I could just interest you, Mr. Green, to
the extent of being somewhere around Dry Lake, with a good team that
you will drive for hire and some samples of oats and dry-land spuds and
stuff that you raised on your claim--" She eyed him sharply for one so
endearingly feminine. "Would you do it? There'd be a salary, and besides
that a commission on each doubter you landed. And I'd just love to have
you for one of my assistants."

"It sure sounds good," Andy flirted with the proposition, and let his
eyes soften appreciably to meet her last sentence and the tone in which
she spoke it. "Do you think I could get by with the right line of talk
with the doubters?"

"I think you could," she said, and in her voice there was a cooing
note. "Study up a little on the right dope, and I think you could
convince--even me."

"Could I?" Andy Green knew that cooing note, himself, and one a shade
more provocative. "I wonder!"

A man came down the aisle at that moment, gave Andy a keen glance and
went on with a cigar between his fingers. Andy scowled frankly, sighed
and straightened his shoulders.

"That's what I call hard luck," he grumbled, "got to see that man before
he gets off the train--and the h--worst of it is, I don't know just what
station he'll get off at." He sighed again. "I've got a deal on," he
told her confidentially, "that's sure going to keep me humping if I pull
loose so as to go in with you. How long did you say?"

"Probably two weeks, the way spring is opening out here. I'd want you
to get perfectly familiar with our policy and the details of our scheme
before they land. I'd want you to be familiar with that tract and be
able to show up its best points when you take seekers out there. You'd
be so much better than one of our own men, who have the word 'agent'
written all over them. You'll come back and--talk it over won't you?"
For Andy was showing unmistakable symptoms of leaving her to follow the
man.

"You KNOW it," he declared in a tone of "I won't sleep nights till this
thing is settled--and settled right." He gave her a smile that rather
dazzled the lady, got up with much reluctance and with a glance that had
in it a certain element of longing went swaying down the aisle after the
man who had preceded him.

Andy's business with the man consisted solely in mixing cigarette smoke
with cigar smoke and of helping to stare moodily out of the window.
Words there were none, save when Andy was proffered a match and muttered
his thanks. The silent session lasted for half an hour. Then the man got
up and went out, and the breath of Andy Green paused behind his nostrils
until he saw that the man went only to the first section in the car and
settled there behind a spread newspaper, invisible to Florence Grace
Hallman unless she searched the car and peered over the top of the paper
to see who was behind.

After that Andy Green continued to stare out of the window, seeing
nothing of the scenery but the flicker of telegraph posts before his
eyes that were visioning the future.

The Flying U ranch hemmed in by homesteaders from the East, he saw;
homesteaders who were being urged to bring all the stock they could, and
turn it loose upon the shrinking range. Homesteaders who would fence
the country into squares, and tear up the grass and sow grain that might
never bear a harvest. Homesteaders who would inevitably grow poorer upon
the land that would suck their strength and all their little savings
and turn them loose finally to forage a living where they might.
Homesteaders who would ruin the land that ruined them.... It was not a
pleasing picture, but it was more pleasing than the picture he saw of
the Flying U after these human grass hoppers had settled there.

The range that fed the Flying U stock would feed no more and hide their
ribs at shipping time. That he knew too well. Old J. G. Whitmore and
Chip would have to sell out. And that was like death; indeed, it IS
death of a sort, when one of the old outfits is wiped out of existence.
It had happened before--happened too often to make pleasant memories for
Andy Green, who could name outfit after outfit that had been forced out
of business by the settling of the range land; who could name dozens
of cattle brands once seen upon the range, and never glimpsed now from
spring roundup until fall.

Must the Flying U brand disappear also? The good old Flying U, for whose
existence the Old Man had fought and schemed since first was raised the
cry that the old range was passing? The Flying U that had become a part
of his life? Andy let his cigarette grow cold; he roused only to swear
at the porter who entered with dust cloth and a deprecating grin.

After that, Andy thought of Florence Grace Hallman--and his eyes were
not particularly sentimental. There was a hard line about his mouth
also; though Florence Grace Hallman was but a pawn in the game, after
all, and not personally guilty of half the deliberate crimes Andy laid
upon her dimpled shoulders. With her it was pure, cold-blooded business,
this luring of the land-hungry to a land whose fertility was at best
problematical; who would, for a price, turn loose the victims of her
greed to devastate what little grazing ground was left.

The train neared Havre. Andy roused himself, rang for the porter and
sent him after his suitcase and coat. Then he sauntered down the aisle,
stopped beside Florence Grace Hallman and smiled down at her with a
gleam behind the clear candor of his eyes.

"Hard luck, lady," he murmured, leaning toward her. "I'm just simply
loaded to the guards with responsibilities, and here's where I get off.
But I'm sure glad I met yuh, and I'll certainly think day and night
about you and--all you told me about. I'd like to get in on this land
deal. Fact is, I'm going to make it my business to get in on it. Maybe
my way of working won't suit you--but I'll sure work hard for any boss
and do the best I know how."

"I think that will suit me," Miss Hallman assured him, and smiled
unsuspectingly up into his eyes, which she thought she could read so
easily. "When shall I see you again? Could you come to Great Falls in
the next ten days? I shall be stopping at the Park. Or if you will leave
me your address--"

"No use. I'll be on the move and a letter wouldn't get me. I'll see yuh
later, anyway. I'm bound to. And when I do, we'll get down to cases.
Good bye."

He was turning away when Miss Hallman put out a soft, jewelled hand.
She thought it was diffidence that made Andy Green hesitate perceptibly
before he took it. She thought it was simply a masculine shyness and
confusion that made him clasp her fingers loosely and let them go on the
instant. She did not see him rub his palm down the leg of his dark gray
trousers as he walked down the aisle, and if she had she would not have
seen any significance in the movement.

Andy Green did that again before he stepped off the train. For he felt
that he had shaken hands with a traitor to himself and his outfit, and
it went against the grain. That the traitor was a woman, and a charming
woman at that, only intensified his resentment against her. A man can
fight a man and keep his self respect; but a man does mortally dread
being forced into a position where he must fight a woman.





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