The Argument

: Hopalong Cassidy's Rustler Round-up

Up the street two hundred yards from the Houston House Skinny and Pete

lay hidden behind a bowlder. Three hundred yards on the other side of

the hotel Johnny and Billy were stretched out in an arroyo. Buck was

lying down now, and Hopalong, from his position in the barn belonging

to the hotel, was methodically dropping the horses of the besieged, a

job he hated as much as he hated poison. The corral was their death

t
ap. Red and Lanky were emitting clouds of smoke from behind the

store, immediately across the street from the barroom. A buffalo gun

roared down by the plaza and several Sharps cracked a protest from

different points. The town had awakened and the shots were dropping

steadily.



Strange noises filled the air. They grew in tone and volume and then

dwindled away to nothing. The hum of the buffalo gun and the sobbing

pi-in-in-ing of the Winchesters were liberally mixed with the sharp

whines of the revolvers.



There were no windows in the hotel now. Raw furrows in the bleached

wood showed yellow, and splinters mysteriously sprang from the

casings. The panels of the door were producing cracks and the cheap

door handle flew many ways at once. An empty whisky keg on the stoop

boomed out mournfully at intervals and finally rolled down the steps

with a rumbling protest. Wisps of smoke slowly climbed up the walls

and seemed to be waving defiance to the curling wisps in the open.





Pete raised his shoulder to refill the magazine of his smoking rifle

and dropped the cartridges all over his lap. He looked sheepishly at

Skinny and began to load with his other hand.



"Yore plum loco, yu are. Don't yu reckon they kin hit a blue shirt

at two hundred?" Skinny cynically inquired. "Got one that time," he

announced a second later.



"I wonder who's got th' buffalo," grunted Pete. "Mus' be Cowan," he

replied to his own question and settled himself to use his left hand.



"Don't yu git Shorty; he's my meat," suggested Skinny.



"Yu better tell Buck-he ain't got no love fer Shorty," replied Pete,

aiming carefully.



The panic in the corral ceased and Hopalong was now sending his

regrets against the panels of the rear door. He had cut his last

initial in the near panel and was starting a wobbly "H" in its

neighbor. He was in a good position. There were no windows in the rear

wall, and as the door was a very dangerous place he was not fired at.



He began to get tired of this one-sided business and crawled up on

the window ledge, dangling his feet on the outside. He occasionally

sent a bullet at a different part of the door, but amused himself by

annoying Buck.



"Plenty hot down there?" he pleasantly inquired, and as he received

no answer he tried again. "Better save some of them cartridges fer

some other time, Buck."



Buck was sending 45-70's into the shattered window with a precision

that presaged evil to any of the defenders who were rash enough to try

to gain the other end of the room.



Hopalong bit off a chew of tobacco and drowned a green fly that was

crawling up the side of the barn. The yellow liquid streaked downward

a short distance and was eagerly sucked up by the warped boards.



A spurt of smoke leaped from the battered door and the bored

Hopalong promptly tumbled back inside. He felt of his arm, and then,

delighted at the notice taken of his artistic efforts, shot several

times from a crack on his right. "This yer's shore gittin' like home,"

he gravely remarked to the splinter that whizzed past his head. He

shot again at the door and it sagged outward, accompanied by the thud

of a falling body. "Pies like mother used to make," he announced to

the loft as he slipped the magazine full of .45-70'S. "An' pills like

popper used to take," he continued when he had lowered the level of

the water in his flask.



He rolled a cigarette and tossed the match into the air,

extinguishing it by a shot from his Colt.



"Got any cigarettes, Hoppy?" said a voice from below.



"Shore," replied the joyous puncher, recognizing Pete; "how'd yu git

here?"



"Like a cow. Busy?"



"None whatever. Comin' up?"



"Nope. Skinny wants a smoke too."



Hopalong handed tobacco and papers down the hole. "So long."



"So long," replied the daring Pete, who risked death twice for a

smoke.



The hot afternoon dragged along and about three o'clock Buck held up

an empty cartridge belt to the gaze of the curious Hopalong. That

observant worthy nodded and threw a double handful of cartridges, one

by one, to the patient and unrelenting Buck, who filled his gun and

piled the few remaining ones up at his side. "Th' lives of mice and

men gang aft all wrong," he remarked at random.



"Th' son-of-a-gun's talkin' Shakespeare," marveled Hopalong.

"Satiate any, Buck?" he asked as that worthy settled down to await his

chance.



"Two," he replied, "Shorty an' another. Plenty damn hot down here,"

he complained. A spurt of alkali dust stung his face, but the hand

that made it never made another. "Three," he called. "How many,

Hoppy?"



"One. That's four. Wonder if th' others got any?"



"Pete said Skinny got one," replied the intent Buck.



"Th' son-of-a-gun, he never said nothin' about it, an' me a fillin'

his ornery paws with smokin'." Hopalong was indignant.



"Bet yu ten we don't git `em afore dark," he announced.



"Got yu. Go yu ten more I gits another," promptly responded Buck.



"That's a shore cinch. Make her twenty."



"She is."



"Yu'll have to square it with Skinny, he shore wanted Shorty plum'

bad, "Hopalong informed the unerring marksman.



"Why didn't he say suthin' about it? Anyhow, Jimmy was my bunkie."



Hopalong's cigarette disintegrated and the board at his left

received a hole. He promptly disappeared and Buck laughed. He sat up

in the loft and angrily spat the soaked paper out from between his

lips.



"All that trouble fer nothin', th' white-eyed coyote," he muttered.

Then he crawled around to one side and fired at the center of his "C."

Another shot hurtled at him and his left arm fell to his side. "That's

funny-wonder where th' damn pirut is? "He looked out cautiously and

saw a cloud of smoke over a knothole which was situated close up under

the eaves of the barroom; and it was being agitated. Some one was

blowing at it to make it disappear. He aimed very carefully at the

knot and fired. He heard a sound between a curse and a squawk and was

not molested any further from that point.



"I knowed he'd git hurt," he explained to the bandage, torn from the

edge of his kerchief, which he carefully bound around his last wound.



Down in the arroyo Johnny was complaining.



"This yer's a no good bunk," he plaintively remarked.



"It shore ain't-but it's th' best we kin find," apologized Billy.



"That's th' sixth that feller sent up there. He's a damn poor shot,"

observed Johnny; "must be Shorty."



"Shorty kin shoot plum' good-tain't him," contradicted Billy.



"Yas-with a six-shooter. He's off'n his feed with a rifle,"

explained Johnny.



"Yu wants to stay down from up there, yu ijit," warned Billy as the

disgusted Johnny crawled up the bank. He slid down again with a welt

on his neck.



"That's somebody else now. He oughter a done better'n that, "he

said.



Billy had fired as Johnny started to slide and he smoothed his

aggrieved chum. "He could onct, yu means."



"Did yu git him?" asked the anxious Johnny, rubbing his welt. "Plum'

center," responded the business-like Billy. "Go up agin, mebby I kin

git another," he suggested tentatively.



"Mebby you kin go to blazes. I ain't no gallery," grinned the now

exuberant owner of the welt.



"Who's got the buffalo?" he inquired as the great gun roared.



"Mus' be Cowan. He's shore all right. Sounds like a bloomin'

cannon," replied Billy. "Lemme alone with yore fool questions, I'm

busy," he complained as his talkative partner started to ask another.

"Go an' git me some water-I'm alkalied. An' git some .45's, mine's

purty near gone."



Johnny crawled down the arroyo and reappeared at Hopalong's barn.



As he entered the door a handful of empty shells fell on his hat and

dropped to the floor. He shook his head and remarked, "That mus' be

that fool Hopalong."



"Yore shore right. How's business?" inquired the festive Cassidy.



"Purty fair. Billy's got one. How many's gone?"



"Buck's got three, I got two and Skinny's got one. That's six, an'

Billy is seven. They's five more," he replied.



"How'd yu know?" queried Johnny as he filled his flask at the horse

trough.



"Because they's twelve cayuses behind the hotel. That's why."



"They might git away on `em," suggested the practical Johnny.



"Can't. They's all cashed in."



"Yu said that they's five left," ejaculated the puzzled water

carrier.



"Yah; yore a smart cuss, ain't yu?"



Johnny grinned and then said, "Got any smokin'? "Hopalong looked

grieved. "I ain't no store. Why don't yu git generous and buy some?"



He partially filled Johnny's hand, and as he put the sadly depleted

bag away he inquired, "Got any papers?"



"Nope."



"Got any matches? "he asked cynically.



"Nope."



"Kin yu smoke `em?" he yelled, indignantly.



"Shore nuff," placidly replied the unruffled Johnny. "Billy wants

some .45-70's."



Hopalong gasped. "Don't he want my gun, too?"



"Nope. Got a better one. Hurry up, he'll git mad." Hopalong was a

very methodical person. He was the only one of his crowd to carry a

second cartridge strap. It hung over his right shoulder and rested on

his left hip. His waist belt held thirty cartridges for the revolvers.

He extracted twenty from that part of the shoulder strap hardest to

get at, the back, by simply pulling it over his shoulder and plucking

out the bullets as they came into reach.



"That's all yu kin have. I'm Buck's ammernition jackass," he

explained. "Bet yu ten we gits `em afore dark" -he was hedging.



"Any fool knows that. I'll take yu if yu bets th' other way,"

responded Johnny, grinning. He knew Hopalong's weak spot.



"Yore on," promptly responded Hopalong, who would bet on anything.





"Well, so long," said Johnny as he crawled away.



"Hey, yu, Johnny!" called out Hopalong, "don't yu go an' tell

anybody I got any pills left. I ain't no ars'nal."



Johnny replied by elevating one foot and waving it. Then he

disappeared.



Behind the store, the most precarious position among the besiegers,

Red Connors and Lanky Smith were ensconced and commanded a view of the

entire length of the barroom. They could see the dark mass they knew

to be the rear door and derived a great amount of amusement from the

spots of light which were appearing in it.



They watched the "C" (reversed to them) appear and be completed.

When the wobbly "H" grew to completion they laughed heartily. Then the

hardwood bar had been dragged across the field of vision and up to the

front windows, and they could only see the indiscriminate holes which

appeared in the upper panels at frequent intervals.



Every time they fired they had to expose a part of themselves to a

return shot, with the result that Lanky's forearm was seared its

entire length. Red had been more fortunate and only had a bruised ear.



They laboriously rolled several large rocks out in the open, pushing

them beyond the shelter of the store with their rifles. When they had

crawled behind them they each had another wound. From their new

position they could see Hopalong sitting in his window. He promptly

waved his sombrero and grinned.



They were the most experienced fighters of all except Buck, and were

saving their shots. When they did shoot they always had some portion

of a man's body to aim at, and the damage they inflicted was

considerable. They said nothing, being older than the rest and more

taciturn, and they were not reckless. Although Hopalong's antics made

them laugh, they grumbled at his recklessness and were not tempted to

emulate him. It was noticeable, too, that they shoved their rifles out

simultaneously and, although both were aiming, only one fired. Lanky's

gun cracked so close to the enemy's that the whirr of the bullet over

Red's head was merged in the crack of his partner's reply.



When Hopalong saw the rocks roll out from behind the store he grew

very curious. Then he saw a flash, followed instantly by another from

the second rifle. He saw several of these follow shots and could sit

in silence no longer. He waved his hat to attract attention and then

shouted, "How many?" A shot was sent straight up in the air and he

notified Buck that there were only four left.



The fire of these four grew less rapid-they were saving their

ammunition. A pot shot at Hopalong sent that gentleman's rifle

hurtling to the ground. Another tore through his hat, removing a neat

amount of skin and hair and giving him a lifelong part. He fell back

inside and proceeded to shoot fast and straight with his revolvers,

his head burning as though on fire. When he had vented the dangerous

pressure of his anger he went below and tried to fish the rifle in

with a long stick. It was obdurate, so he sent three more shots into

the door, and, receiving no reply, ran out around the corner of his

shelter and grasped the weapon. When half way back he sank to the

ground. Before another shot could be fired at him with any judgment a

ripping, spitting rifle was being frantically worked from the barn.

The bullets tore the door into seams and gaps; the lowest panel, the

one having the "H" in it, fell inward in chunks. Johnny had returned

for another smoke.



Hopalong, still grasping the rifle, rolled rapidly around the corner

of the barn. He endeavored to stand, but could not. Johnny, hearing

rapid and fluent swearing, came out.



"Where'd they git yu?" he asked.



"In th' off leg. Hurts like blazes. Did yu git him?"



"Nope. I jest come fer another cig; got any left?"



"Up above. Yore gall is shore apallin'. Help me in, yu twoIaigged

jackass."



"Shore. We'll shore pay our `tentions to that door. She'll go purty

soon-she's as full of holes as th' Bad Lan's," replied Johnny. "Git

aholt an' hop along, Hopalong."



He helped the swearing Hopalong inside, and then the lead they

pumped into the wrecked door was scandalous. Another panel fell in and

Hopalong's "C" was destroyed. A wide crack appeared in the one above

it and grew rapidly. Its mate began to gape and finally both were

driven in. The increase in the light caused by these openings allowed

Red and Lanky to secure better aim and soon the fire of the defenders

died out.



Johnny dropped his rifle and, drawing his six-shooter, ran out and

dashed for the dilapidated door, while Hopalong covered that opening

with a fusilade.



As Johnny's shoulder sent the framework flying inward he narrowly

missed sudden death. As it was he staggered to the side, out of range,

and dropped full length to the ground, flat on his face. Hopalong's

rifle cracked incessantly, but to no avail. The man who had fired the

shot was dead. Buck got him immediately after he had shot Johnny.



Calling to Skinny and Red to cover him, Buck sprinted to where

Johnny lay gasping. The bullet had struck his shoulder. Buck, Colt in

hand, leaped through the door, but met with no resistance. He signaled

to Hopalong, who yelled, "They's none left."



The trees and rocks and gullies and buildings yielded men who soon

crowded around the hotel. A young doctor, lately graduated, appeared.

it was his first case, but he eased Johnny. Then he went over to

Hopalong, who was now raving, and attended to him. The others were

patched up as well as possible and the struggling young physician had

his pockets crammed full of gold and silver coins.



The scene of the wrecked barroom was indescribable. Holes, furrows,

shattered glass and bottles, the liquor oozing down the walls of the

shelves and running over the floor; the ruined furniture, a wrecked

bar, seared and shattered and covered with blood; bodies as they had

been piled in the corners; ropes, shells, hats; and liquor everywhere,

over everything, met the gaze of those who had caused the chaos.



Perry's Bend had failed to wipe out the score.



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