Uncle Bill Finds News In The Try-bune

: The Man From The Bitter Roots

When anybody remained in Ore City through the winter it was a tacit

confession that he had not money enough to get away; and this winter the

unfortunates were somewhat more numerous than usual. Those who remained

complained that they saw the sun so seldom that when it did come out it

hurt their eyes, and certain it is that owing to the altitude there were

always two months more of winter in Ore City than in any other camp in
br /> the State.



After the first few falls of snow a transcontinental aeroplane might

have crossed the clearing in the thick timber without suspecting any

settlement there, unless perchance the aeronaut was flying low enough to

see the tunnels which led like the spokes of a wheel from the

snow-buried cabins to the front door of the Hinds House.



When the rigid cold of forty below froze everything that would freeze,

and the wind drove the powdery snow up and down the Main street, there

would not be a single sign of life for hours; but at the least cessation

the inhabitants came out like prairie dogs from their holes and scuttled

through their tunnels, generally on borrowing expeditions: that is, if

they were not engaged at the time in conversation, cribbage, piute or

poker in the comfortable office of the Hinds House. In which event they

all came out together.



In winter the chief topic was a continual wonder as to whether the stage

would be able to get in, and in summer as to whether when it did get in

it would bring a "live one." No one ever looked for a "live one" later

than September or earlier than June.



There had been a time when the hotel was full of "live ones," and nearly

every mine owner had one of his own in tow, but this was when the

Mascot was working three shifts and a big California outfit had bonded

the Goldbug.



But a "fault" had come into the vein on the Mascot and they had never

been able to pick up the ore-shoot again. So the grass grew ankle-deep

on the Mascot hill because there were no longer three shifts of

hob-nailed boots to keep it down. The California outfit dropped the

Goldbug as though it had been stung, and a one-lunger stamp-mill chugged

where the camp had dreamed of forty.



In the halcyon days, the sound that issued from "The Bucket o' Blood"

suggested wild animals at feeding time; but the nightly roar from the

saloon even in summer had sunk to a plaintive whine and ceased

altogether in winter. Machinery rusted and timbers rotted while the roof

of the Hinds House sagged like a sway-backed horse; so did the beds, so

also did "Old Man" Hinds' spirits, and there was a hole in the

dining-room floor where the unwary sometimes dropped to their

hip-joints.



But the Hinds House continued to be, as it always had been, the social

centre, the news bureau, the scene where large deals were constantly

being conceived and promulgated--although they got no further. Each

inhabitant of Ore City had his set time for arriving and departing, and

he abided as closely by his schedule as though he kept office hours.



There was a generous box of saw-dust near the round sheet-iron stove

which set in the middle of the office, and there were many

straight-backed wooden chairs whose legs were steadied with baling wire

and whose seats had been highly polished by the overalls of countless

embryo mining magnates. On one side of the room was a small pine table

where Old Man Hinds walloped himself at solitaire, and on the other side

of the room was a larger table, felt-covered, kept sacred to the games

of piute and poker, where as much as three dollars sometimes changed

hands in a single night.



At the extreme end of the long office was a plush barber chair, and a

row of gilt mugs beneath a gilt mirror gave the place a metropolitan

air, although there was little doing in winter when whiskers and long

hair became assets.



Selected samples of ore laid in rows on the window-sills; there were

neat piles heaped in the corners, along the walls, and on every shelf,

while the cabinet-organ, of Jersey manufacture, with its ornamental rows

of false stops and keys, which was the distinguishing feature of the

office, had "spec'mins" on the bristling array of stands which stood out

from it in unexpected places like wooden stalagmites.



The cabinet-organ setting "catty-cornered" beside the roller-towel

indicated the presence of womankind, and it indicated correctly, for out

in the kitchen was Mrs. Alonzo Snow, and elsewhere about the hotel were

her two lovely daughters, the Misses Violet and Rosie Snow,--facetiously

known as "the Snowbirds."



Second to the stove in the office, the Snow family was the attraction in

the Hinds House, for the entertainment they frequently furnished was as

free as the wood that the habitues fed so liberally to the sheet-iron

stove.



A psychological writer has asserted that when an extremely sensitive

person meets for the first time one who is to figure prominently in his

life, he experiences an inward tremor. Whether it was that Old Man Hinds

was not sufficiently sensitive or was too busy at the time to be

cognizant of inward tremors, the fact is he was not conscious of any

such sensation when the "Musical Snows" alighted stiffly from the Beaver

Creek stage; yet they were to fill not only his best rooms but his whole

horizon.



"Nightingales and Prodigies," the handbills said, and after the concert

nobody questioned their claims. The "Musical Snows" liked the people,

the food, the scenery--and the climate which was doing Mr. Snow such a

lot of good--so well that they stayed on. There were so many of them and

they rested so long that their board-bill became too hopelessly large to

pay, so they did not dishearten themselves by trying.



Then while freight was seven cents a pound from the railroad terminus

and Old Man Hinds was staring at the ceiling in the tortured watches of

the night trying to figure out how he could make three hams last until

another wagon got in, a solution came to him which seemed the answer to

all his problems. He would turn the hotel over to the "Musical Snows"

and board with them! It was the only way he could ever hope to catch up.

To board them meant ruin.



So the Snow family abandoned their musical careers and consented to

assume the responsibility temporarily--at least while Pa was "poahly."

This was four years ago, and "Pa" was still poahly.



He spent most of his time in a rocking chair upstairs by the stove-pipe

hole where he could hear conveniently. When the stove-pipe parted at the

joint, as it sometimes did, those below knew that Mr. Snow had

inadvertently clasped the stove-pipe too tightly between his stockinged

feet, though there were those who held that it happened because he did

not like the turn the talk was taking. At any rate the Snow family

spread themselves around most advantageously. Mr. Will Snow, the tenor

of the "Plantation Quartette," appeared behind the office desk, while

Mr. Claude Snow, the baritone, turned hostler for the stage-line and

sold oats to the freighters. And "Ma" Snow developed such a taste for

discipline and executive ability that while she was only five feet four

and her outline had the gentle outward slope of a churn, Ore City spoke

of her fearfully as "SHE."



Her shoulders were narrow, her chest was flat, and the corrugated puffs

under her eyes with which she arose each morning looked like the

half-shell of an English walnut. By noon these puffs had sunk as far the

other way, so it was almost possible to tell the time of day by Ma

Snow's eyes; but she could beat the world on "The Last Rose of Summer,"

and she still took high C.



Regular food and four years in the mountain air had done wonders for

"The Infant Prodigies," Miss Rosie and Miss Vi, who now weighed close to

two hundred pounds, tempting an ungallant freighter to observe that they

must be "throw-backs" to Percheron stock and adding that "they ought to

work great on the wheel." Their hips stood out like well-filled saddle

pockets and they still wore their hair down their backs in thin braids,

but, as the only girls within fifty miles, the "Prodigies" were

undisputed belles.



One dull day in early December, when the sky had not lightened even at

noon, a monotonous day in the Hinds House, since there had been no

impromptu concert and the cards had been running with unsensational

evenness, while every thread-bare topic seemed completely talked out,

Uncle Bill walked restlessly to the window and by the waning light

turned a bit of "rock" over in his hand.



The sight was too much for Yankee Sam, who hastily joined him.



"Think you got anything, Bill?"



"I got a hell-uv-a-lot of somethin' or a hell-uv-a-lot of nothin'. It's

forty feet across the face."



"Shoo!" Sam took it from him and picked at it with a knife-point,

screwing a glass into his eye to inspect the particle which he laid out

carefully in his palm.



"Looks like somethin' good."



"When I run a fifty foot tunnel into a ledge of antimony over on the

Skookumchuck it looked like somethin' good." Uncle Bill added drily:

"I ain't excited."



"It might be one of them rar' minerals." Yankee Sam hefted it

judicially. "What do you hold it at?"



"Anything I can git."



"You ought to git ten thousand dollars easy when Capital takes holt."



"I'd take a hundred and think I'd stuck the feller, if I could git

cash."



"A hundred!" Yankee Sam flared up in instant wrath. "It's cheap fellers

like you that's killin' this camp!"



"Mortification had set in on this camp 'fore I ever saw it, Samuel,"

replied Uncle Bill calmly. "I was over in the Buffalo Hump Country doin'

assessment work fifteen hundred feet above timber-line when the last

Live One pulled out of Ore City. They ain't been one in since to my

knowledge. The town's so quiet you can hear the fish come up to breathe

in Lemon Crick and I ain't lookin' for a change soon."



"You wait till spring."



"I wore out the bosoms of two pair of Levi Strauss's every winter since

1910 waitin' for spring, and I ain't seen nothin' yet except Capital

makin' wide circles around Ore City. This here camp's got a black eye."



"And who give it a black eye?" demanded Yankee Sam wrathfully. "Who done

it but knockers like you? I 'spose if Capital was settin' right

alongside you'd up and tell 'em you never saw a ledge yet in this camp

hold out below a hundred feet?"



Uncle Bill replied tranquilly:



"Would if they ast me."



"You'd rather see us all starve than boost."



"Jest as lief as to lie."



"Well, that's what we're goin' to do if somethin' don't happen this

Spring. She'll own this camp. Porcupine Jim turned over 'the Underdog'

yesterday and Lannigan's finished eatin' on 'The Gold-dust Twins'." He

moved away disconsolately. "Lord, I wish the stage would get in."



At this juncture Judge George Petty turned in from the street, hitting

both sides of the snow tunnel as he came. He fumbled at the door-knob in

a suspicious manner and then stumbled joyously inside.



"Boys," he announced exuberantly, "I think I heerd the stage."



The group about the red-hot stove regarded him coldly and no one moved.

It was like him, the ingrate, to get drunk alone. When he tried to wedge

a chair into the circle they made no effort to give him room.



"You don't believe me!" The Judge's mouth, which had been upturned at

the corners like a "dry" new moon, as promptly became a "wet" one and

drooped as far the other way.



"Somethin' you been takin' must a quickened your hearin'," said Yankee

Sam sourly. "She's an hour and a half yet from bein' due."



"'Twere nothin'," he answered on the defensive, "but a few drops of

vaniller and some arnicy left over from that sprain. You oughtn't to

feel hard toward me," he quavered, wilting under the unfriendly eyes.

"I'd a passed it if there'd been enough to go aroun'."



"An' after all we've done fer ye," said Lannigan, "makin' ye Jestice of

the Peace to keep ye off the town."



"Jedge," said Uncle Bill deliberately, "you're gittin' almost no-account

enough to be a Forest Ranger. I aims to write to Washington when your

term is out and git you in the Service."



The Judge jumped up as though he had been stung.



"Bill, we been friends for twenty year, an' I'll take considerable off

you, but I want you to understan' they'r a limit. You kin call me a

wolf, er a Mormon, er a son-of-a-gun, but, Bill, you can't call me no

Forest Ranger! Bill," pleadingly, and his face crumpled in sudden tears,

"you didn't mean that, did you? You wouldn't insult an ol', ol' frien'?"



"You got the ear-marks," Uncle Bill replied unmoved. "For a year now

you've walked forty feet around that tree that fell across the trail to

your cabin rather than stop and chop it out. You sleeps fourteen hours a

day and eats the rest. The hardest work you ever do is to draw your

money. Hell's catoots! It's a crime to keep a born Ranger like you off

the Department's pay-roll."



"You think I'm drunk now and I'll forgit. Well--I won't." The Judge

shook a tremulous but belligerent fist. "I'll remember what you said to

me the longest day I live, and you've turned an ol', ol' frien' into an

enemy. Whur's that waumbat coat what was hangin' here day 'fore

yistiday?"



In offended dignity the Judge took the waumbat coat and retreated to the

furthermost end of the office, where he covered himself and went to

sleep in the plush barber-chair.



In the silence which followed, Miss Vi doing belated chamberwork

upstairs sounded like six on an ore-wagon as she walked up and down the

uncarpeted hall.



"Wisht they'd sing somethin'," said Porcupine Jim wistfully.



As though his desire had been communicated by mental telepathy Ma Snow's

soprano came faintly from the kitchen--"We all like she-e-e--p-." Miss

Rosie's alto was heard above the clatter of the dishes she was placing

on the table in the dining-room--"We all like she-e-e--p-." Miss Vi's

throaty contralto was wafted down the stairs--"We all like she-e-e-p."

"Have gone" sang the tenor. "Have gone astray--astray"--Mr. Snow's

booming bass came through the stove-pipe hole. The baritone arrived from

the stable in time to lend his voice as they all chorded.



"The stage's comin'," the musical hostler announced when the strains

died away. The entranced audience dashed abruptly for the door.



A combination of arnica and vanilla seemed indeed to have sharpened the

Judge's hearing for the stage was fully an hour earlier than any one had

reason to expect.



"Don't see how he can make such good time over them roads loaded down

like he is with Mungummery-Ward Catalogues and nails comin' by passel

post." Yankee Sam turned up his coat collar and shivered.



"Them leaders is turrible good snow-horses; they sabe snow-shoes like a

man." Lannigan stretched his neck to catch a glimpse of them through the

pines before they made the turn into the Main street.



There was a slightly acid edge to Uncle Bill's tone as he observed:



"I ought to git my Try-bune to-night if the postmistress at Beaver Crick

is done with it."



"Git-ep! Eagle! Git-ep, Nig!" They could hear the stage driver urging

his horses before they caught sight of the leader's ears turning the

corner.



Then Porcupine Jim, who had the physical endowment of being able to

elongate his neck like a turtle, cried excitedly before anyone else

could see the rear of the stage: "They's somebudy on!"



A passenger? They looked at each other inquiringly. Who could be coming

into Ore City at this time of year? But there he sat--a visible fact--in

the back seat--wearing a coon-skin cap and snuggled down into a

coon-skin overcoat looking the embodiment of ready money! A Live One--in

winter! They experienced something of the awe which the Children of

Israel must have felt when manna fell in the wilderness. Even Uncle Bill

tingled with curiosity.



When the steaming stage horses stopped before the snow tunnel, the

population of Ore City was waiting like a reception committee, their

attitudes of nonchalance belied by their gleaming, intent eyes.



The stranger was dark and hatchet-faced, with sharp, quick-moving eyes.

He nodded curtly in a general way and throwing aside the robes sprang

out nimbly.



A pang so sharp and violent that it was nearly audible passed through

the expectant group. Hope died a sudden death when they saw his legs. It

vanished like the effervescence from charged water, likewise their

smile. He wore puttees! He was the prospectors' ancient enemy. He was a

Yellow Leg! A mining expert--but who was he representing? Without

knowing, they suspected "the Guggenheimers"--when in doubt they always

suspected the Guggenheimers.



They stood aside to let him pass, their cold eyes following his legs

down the tunnel, waiting in the freezing atmosphere to avoid the

appearance of indecent haste, though they burned to make a bee-line for

the register.



"Wilbur Dill,--Spokane" was the name he inscribed upon the spotless page

with many curlicues, while Ma Snow waited with a graceful word of

greeting, bringing with her the fragrant odors of the kitchen.



"Welcome to our mountain home."



As Mr. Dill bowed gallantly over her extended hand he became aware that

there was to be fried ham for supper.



He was shown to his room but came down again with considerable celerity,

rubbing his knuckles, and breaking the highly charged silence of the

office with a caustic comment upon the inconvenience of sleeping in cold

storage.



There was a polite murmur of assent but nothing further, as his hearers

knew what he did not--that Pa Snow upstairs was listening. Yankee Sam

however tactfully diverted his thoughts to the weather, hoping thus

indirectly to draw out his reason for undertaking the hardship of such a

trip in winter. But whatever Mr. Dill's business it appeared to be of a

nature which would keep, although they sat expectantly till Miss Rosie

coyly announced supper.



"Don't you aim to set down, Uncle Bill?" she asked kindly as the rest

filed in.



"Thanks, no, I et late and quite hearty, an' I see the Try-bune's come."



"I should think you'd want to eat every chance you got after all you

went through out hunting."



"It's that, I reckon, what's took my appetite," the old man answered

soberly, as he produced his steel-rimmed spectacles and started to read

what the Beaver Creek postmistress had left him of his newspaper.



Inside, Mr. Dill seated himself at the end of the long table which a

placard braced against the castor proclaimed as sacred to the

"transient." A white tablecloth served as a kind of dead-line over

which the most audacious regular dared not reach for special delicacies

when Ma Snow hovered in the vicinity.



"Let me he'p yoah plate to some Oregon-grape jell," Ma Snow was urging

in her honied North Carolina accent, when, by that mysterious sixth

sense which she seemed to possess, or the eye which it was believed she

concealed by the arrangement of her back hair, she became suddenly aware

of the condition of Mr. Lannigan's hands.



She whirled upon him like a catamount and her weak blue eyes watered in

a way they had when she was about to show the hardness of a Lucretia

Borgia. Her voice, too, that quivered as though on the verge of tears,

had a quality in it which sent shivers up and down the spines of those

who were familiar with it.



"Lannigan, what did I tell you?"



It was obvious enough that Lannigan knew what she had told him for he

immediately jerked his hands off the oilcloth, and hid them under the

table.



He answered with a look of innocence:



"Why, I don't know ma'am."



"Go out and wash them hands!"



Hands, like murder, will out. Concealment was no longer possible, since

it was a well-known fact that Lannigan had hands, so he held them in

front of him and regarded them in well-feigned surprise.



"I declare I never noticed!"



It was difficult to imagine how such hands could have escaped

observation, even by their owner, as they looked as though he had used

them for scoops to remove soot from a choked chimney. Also the

demarcation lines of various high tides were plainly visible on his

wrists and well up his arms. He arose with a wistful look at the platter

of ham which had started on its first and perhaps only lap around the

table.



Uncle Bill glanced up and commented affably:



"You got ran out, I see. I thought she'd flag them hands when I saw

you goin' in with 'em."



Lannigan grunted as he splashed at the wash basin in the corner.



"I notice by the Try-bune," went on Uncle Bill with a chuckle, "that one

of them English suffragettes throwed flour on the Primeer and--" His

mouth opened as a fresh headline caught his eye, and when he had

finished perusing it his jaw had lengthened until it was resting well

down the bosom of his flannel shirt . . . The headline read:



BRAVE TENDERFOOT SAVES HIS GUIDE

FROM DEATH IN BLIZZARD

T. VICTOR SPRUDELL CARRIES EXHAUSTED OLD MAN

THROUGH DEEP DRIFTS TO SAFETY

A MODEST HERO



Uncle Bill removed his spectacles and polished them deliberately. Then

he readjusted them and read the last paragraph again:



"The rough old mountain man, Bill Griswold, grasped my hand at parting,

and tears of gratitude rolled down his withered cheeks as he said

good-bye. But, tut! tut!" declared Mr. Sprudell modestly: "I had done

nothing."



Uncle Bill made a sound that was somewhere between his favorite

ejaculation and a gurgle, while his face wore an expression which was a

droll mixture of amazement and wrath.



"Oh, Lannigan!" he called, then changed his mind and, instead, laid the

paper on his knee and carefully cut out the story, which had been copied

from an Eastern exchange, and placed it in his worn leather wallet.



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