More Sheep

The next week was a time of harassment for the Flying U; a week

filled to overflowing with petty irritations, traceable, directly or

indirectly, to their new neighbors, the Dot sheepmen. The band in charge

of the bug-chaser and that other unlovable man from Wyoming fed just as

close to the Flying U boundary as their guardians dared let them feed; a

great deal closer than was good for the tempers of the Happy Family, who

rode fretfully here and there upon their own business and at the same

time tried to keep an eye upon their unsavory neighbors--a proceeding as

nerve-racking as it was futile.

The Native Son, riding home in jingling haste from Dry Lake, whither

he had hurried one afternoon in the hope of cheering news from Chicago,

reported another trainload of Dots on the wide level beyond Antelope

coulee. There were, he said, four men in charge of the band, and he

believed they carried guns, though he was not positive of that. They

were moving slowly, and he thought they would not attempt to cross

Flying U coulee before the next day; though, from the course they were

taking, he was sure they meant to cross.

Coupled with that bit of ill-tidings, the brief note from Chip, saying

very little about the Old Man, but implying a good deal by its very

omissions, would have been enough to send the Happy Family to sleepless

beds that night if they had been the kind to endure with silent

fortitude their troubles.

"If you fellers would back me up," brooded Big Medicine down by the

corral after supper, "I'd see to it them sheep never gits across the

coulee, by cripes! I'd send 'em so far the other way they'd git plumb

turned around and forgit they ever wanted to go south."

"It's all Dunk's devilishness," Jack Bates declared. "He could take them

in the other way, even if the feed ain't so good along the trail. It's

most all prairie-dog towns--but that's good enough for sheep." Jack, in

his intense partisanship, spoke as if sheep were not entitled to decent

grass at any time or under any circumstances.

"Them herders packin' guns looks to me like they're goin' to make

trouble if they kin," gloomed Happy Jack. "I betche they'll kill

somebody before they're through. When sheepmen gits mean--"

Pink picked up his rope and started for the large corral, where a few

saddle horses had been driven in just before supper and had not yet been

turned out.

"You fellows can stand around and chew the rag, if you want to," he said

caustically, "and wait for Weary to make a war-talk. But I'm going to

keep cases on them Dots, if I have to stand an all-night guard on 'em. I

don't blame Weary; he's looking out for the law-and-order business--and

that's all right. But I'm not in charge of the outfit. I'm going to do

as I darn please, and, if they don't like my style, they can give me my


"Good for you, Little One!" Big Medicine hurried to overtake him so

that he might slap him on the shoulder with his favorite, sledge-hammer

method of signifying his approval of a man's sentiments. "Honest to

grandma, I was just b'ginnin' to think this bunch was gitting all

streaked up with yeller. 'Course, we ain't goin' to wait for no official

orders, by cripes! I'd ruther lock Weary up in the blacksmith shop than

let him tell us to go ahead. Go awn and tell him a good, stiff lie,

Andy--just to keep him interested while us fellers make a gitaway. He

ain't in on this; we don't want him in on it."

"What yuh goin' to do?" Happy Jack inquired suspiciously. "Yuh can't

go and monkey with them sheep, er them herders. They ain't on our land.

And, if you don't git killed, old Dunk'll fix yuh like he fixed the

Gordon boys--I know him--to a fare-you-well. It'd tickle him to death to

git something on us fellers. I betche that's what he's aiming t'do. Git

us to fightin' his outfit so's't--"

"Oh, go off and lie down!" Andy implored him contemptuously. "We're

going to hang those herders, and drive the sheep all over a cut-back

somewhere, like Jesus done to the hogs, and then we're going over and

murder old Dunk, if he's at home, and burn the house to hide the guilty

deed. And, if the sheriff comes snooping around, asking disagreeable

questions, we'll all swear you done it. So now you know our plans; shut

your face and go on to bed. And be sure," he added witheringly, "you

pull the soogans over your head, so you won't hear the dying shriek of

our victims. We're liable to get kinda excited and torture 'em a while

before we kill 'em."

"Aw, gwan!" gulped Happy Jack mechanically. "You make me sick! If yuh

think I'm goin' to swaller all that, you're away off! You wouldn't dast

do nothing of the kind; and, if yuh did, you'd sure have a sweet time

layin' it onto me!"

"Oh, I don't know," drawled the Native Son, with a slow, velvet-eyed

glance, "any jury in the country would hang you on your looks, Happy. I

knew a man down in the lower part of California, who was arrested, tried

and hanged for murder. And all the evidence there was against him was

the fact that he was seen within five miles of the place on the same day

the murder was committed; and his face. They had an expert physiognomist

there, and he swore that the fellow had the face of a murderer; the poor

devil looked like a criminal--and, though he had one of the best lawyers

on the Coast, it was adios for him."

"I s'pose you mean I got the face of a criminal!" sputtered Happy Jack.

"It ain't always the purty fellers that wins out--like you 'n' Pink. I

never seen the purty man yit that was worth the powder it'd take to

blow him up! Aw, you fellers make me sick!" He went off, muttering his

opinion of them all, and particularly of the Native Son, who smiled

while he listened. "You go awn and start something--and you'll wisht you

hadn't," they heard him croak from the big gate, and chuckled over his


As a matter of fact, the Happy Family, as a whole, or as individuals,

had no intention of committing any great violence that evening. Pink

wanted to see just where this new band of sheep was spending the night,

and to find out, if possible, what were the herders' intentions. Since

the boys were all restless under their worry, and, since there is a

contagious element in seeking a trouble-zone, none save Happy Jack, who

was "sore" at them, and Weary stayed behind in the coulee with old Patsy

while the others rode away up the grade and out toward Antelope coulee


They meant only to reconnoiter, and to warn the herders against

attempting to cross Flying U coulee; though they were not exactly

sure that they would be perfectly polite, or that they would confine

themselves rigidly to the language they were wont to employ at dances.

Andy Green, in particular, seemed rather to look forward with pleasure

to the meeting. Andy, by the way, had remained heartbrokenly passive

during that whole week, because Weary had extracted from him a promise

which Andy, mendacious though he had the name of being, felt constrained

to keep intact. Though of a truth it irked him much to think of two

sheepherders walking abroad unpunished for their outrage upon his


Weary, as he had made plain to them all, wanted to avoid trouble if it

were possible to do so. And, though they grinned together in secret

over his own affair with Dunk--which was not, in their opinion, exactly

pacific--they meant to respect his wishes as far as human nature was

able to do so. So that the Happy Family, galloping toward the red sunset

and the great, gray blot on the prairie, just where the glory of

the west tinged the grass blades with red, were not one-half as

blood-thirsty as they had proclaimed themselves to be.

While they were yet afar off they could see two men walking slowly in

the immediate vicinity of the huddled band. A hundred yards away was

a small tent, with a couple of horses picketed near by and feeding

placidly. The men turned, gazed long at their approach, and walked to

the tent, which they entered somewhat hastily.

"Look at 'em dodge outa sight, will you!" cried Cal Emmett, and lifted

up his voice in the yell which sometimes announced the Happy Family's

arrival in Dry Lake after a long, thirsty absence on roundup. Other

voices joined in after that first, shrill "Ow-ow-ow-eee!" of Cal's; so

that presently the whole lot of them were emitting nerve-crimping yells

and spurring their horses into a thunder of hoofbeats, as they bore down

upon the tent. Between howls they laughed, picturing to themselves four

terrified sheepherders cowering within those frail, canvas walls.

"I'm a rambler, and a gambler, and far from my ho-o-me, And if yuh don't

like me, jest leave me alo-o-ne!" chanted Big Medicine most horribly,

and finished with a yell that almost scared himself and set his horse to

plunging wildly.

"Come out of there, you lop-eared mutton-chewers, and let us pick the

wool outa your teeth!" shouted Andy Green, telling himself hastily

that this was not breaking his promise to Weary, and yielding to the

temptation of coming as close to the guilty persons as he might; for,

while these were not the men who had tied him and left him alone on the

prairie, they belonged to the same outfit, and there was some comfort in

giving them a few disagreeable minutes.

Pink, in the lead, was turning to ride around the tent, still yelling,

when someone within the tent fired a rifle--and did not aim as high as

he should. The bullet zipped close over the head of Big Medicine, who

happened to be opposite the crack between the tent-flaps. The hand of

Big Medicine jerked back to his hip; but, quick as he was, the Native

Son plunged between him and the tent before he could take aim.

"Steady, amigo," smiled Miguel. "You aren't a crazy sheepherder."

"No, but I'm goin' to kill off one. Git outa my way!" Big Medicine was

transformed into a cold-eyed, iron-jawed fighting machine. He dug the

spurs in, meaning to ride ahead of Miguel. But Miguel's spurs also

pressed home, so that the two horses plunged as one. Big Medicine,

bellowing one solitary oath, drew his right leg from the stirrup to

dismount. Miguel reached out, caught him by the arm, and held him to the

saddle. And, though Big Medicine was a strong man, the grip held firm

and unyielding.

"You must think of the outfit, you know," said Miguel, smiling still.

"There must be no shooting. Once that begins--" He shrugged his

shoulders with that slight, eloquent movement, which the Happy Family

had come to know so well. He was speaking to them all, as they crowded

up to the scuffle. "The man who feels the trigger-itch had better throw

his gun away," he advised coolly. "I know, boys. I've seen these things

start before. All hell can't stop you, once you begin to shoot. Put it

up, Bud, or give it to me."

"The man don't live that can shoot at me, by cripes, and git away with

it. Not if he misses killin' me!" Big Medicine was shaking with rage;

but the Native Son saw that he hesitated, nevertheless, and laughed


"Call him out and give him a thumping. That's good enough for a

sheepherder," he suggested as a substitute.

Perhaps because the Native Son so seldom offered advice, and, because of

his cool courage in interfering with Big Medicine at such a time, Bud's

jaw relaxed and his pale eyes became more human in their expression. He

even permitted Miguel to remove the big, wicked Colt from his hand,

and slide it into his own pocket; whereat the Happy Family gasped with

astonishment. Not even Pink would have dreamed of attempting such a


"Well he's got to come out and take a lickin', anyway," shouted Big

Medicine vengefully, and rode close enough to slap the canvas smartly

with his quirt. By all the gods he knew by name he called upon the

offender to come forth, while the others drew up in a rude half-circle

to await developments. Heavy silence was the reply he got. It was as

though the men within were sitting tense and watchful, like cougars

crouched for a spring, with claws unsheathed and muscles quivering.

"You better come out," called Andy sharply, after they had waited a

decent interval. "We didn't come here hunting trouble; we want to know

where you're headed for with these sheep. The fellow that cut loose with

the gun--"

"Aw, don't talk so purty! I'm gitting almighty tired, just setting here

lettin' m' legs hang down. Git your ropes, boys!" With one sweeping

gesture of his arm Big Medicine made plain his meaning as he rode a few

paces away, his fingers fumbling with the string that held his rope.

"I'm goin' to have a look at 'em, anyway," he grinned. "I sure do hate

to see men act so bashful."

With his rope free and ready for action, Big Medicine shook the loop

out, glanced around, and saw that Andy, Pink and Cal Emmett were also

ready, and, with a dexterous flip, settled the noose neatly over the

iron pin that thrust up through the end of the ridge-pole in front.

Andy's loop sank neatly over it a second later, and the two wheeled and

dashed away together, with Pink and Irish duplicating their performance

at the other end of the tent. The dingy, smoke-stained canvas swayed,

toppled, as the pegs gave way, and finally lay flat upon the prairie

fifty feet from where it had stood, leaving the inmates exposed to the

cruel stare of eight unfriendly cowpunchers. Four cowering figures they

were, with guns in their hands that shook.

"Drop them guns!" thundered Big Medicine, flipping his rope loose and

recoiling it mechanically as he plunged up to the group.

One man obeyed. One gave a squawk of terror and permitted his gun to go

off at random before he fled toward the coulee. The other two crouched

behind their bed-rolls, set their jaws doggedly and glared defiance.

Pink, Andy, Irish, Big Medicine and the Native Son slid off their horses

and made a rush at them. A rifle barked viciously, and Slim, sitting

prudently on his horse well in the rear, gave a yell and started for

home at a rapid pace.

Considering the provocation the Happy Family behaved with quite

praiseworthy self-control and leniency. They did not lynch those two

herders. They did not kill them, either by bullets, knives, or beating

to death. They took away the guns, however, and they told them with

extreme bluntness what sort of men they believed them to be. They

defined accurately their position in society at large, in that

neighborhood, and stated what would be their future fate if they

persisted in acting with so little caution and common sense.

At Andy Green's earnest behest they also wound them round and round with

ropes, before they departed, and gave them some very good advice upon

the matter of range rules and the herding of sheep, particularly of Dot


"You're playing big luck, if you only had sense enough to know it," Andy

pointed out to the recumbent three before they rode away. "We didn't

come over here on the warpath, and, if you hadn't got in such a darned

hurry to start something, you'd be a whole lot more comfortable right

now. We rode over to tell yuh not to start them sheep across Flying U

coulee; because, if you do, you're going to have both hands and your

hats plumb full uh trouble. It has taken some little time and fussing

to get yuh gentled down so we can talk to you, and I sure do hope yuh

remember what I'm saying."

"Oh, we'll remember it, all right!" menaced one of the men, lifting his

head turtlewise that he might glare at the group. "And our bosses'll

remember it; you needn't worry about that none. You wait till--"

The next man to him turned his head and muttered a sentence, and the

speaker dropped his head back upon the ground, silenced.

"It was your own outfit started this style of rope trimming, so you

can't kick about that part of the deal," Pink informed them melodiously.

"It's liable to get to be all the rage with us. So, if you don't like

it, don't come around where we are. And say!" His dimples stood deep in

his cheeks. "You send those ropes home to-morrow, will yuh? We're liable

to need 'em."

"By cripes!" Big Medicine bawled. "What say we haze them sheep a few

miles north, boys?"

"Oh, I guess they'll be all right where they are," Andy protested, his

thirst for revenge assuaged at sight of those three trussed as he had

been trussed, and apparently not liking it any better than he had liked

it. "They'll be good and careful not to come around the Flying U--or I

miss my guess a mile."

The others cast comprehensive glances at their immediate surroundings,

and decided that they had at least made their meaning plain; there

was no occasion for emphasizing their disapproval any further. They

confiscated the rifles, and they told the fellows why they did so.

They very kindly pulled a tarpaulin over the three to protect them in a

measure from the chill night that was close upon them, and they wished

them good night and pleasant dreams, and rode away home.

On the way they met Weary and Happy Jack, galloping anxiously to the

battle scene. Slim, it appeared from Weary's rapid explanation, had

arrived at the ranch with his horse in a lather and with a four-inch

furrow in the fleshiest part of his leg, where a bullet had flicked him

in passing. The tale he told had led Weary to believe that Slim was the

sole survivor of that reckless company.

"Mamma! I'm so glad to see you boys able to fork your horses and swear

natural, that I don't believe I can speak my little piece about staying

on your own side the fence and letting trouble do some of the hunting,"

he exclaimed thankfully. "I wish you'd stayed at home and left these

blamed Dots alone. But, seeing yuh didn't, I'm tickled to death to hear

you didn't kill anybody off. I don't want the folks to come home and

find the whole bunch in the pen. It might look as if--"

"You don't want the folks to come home and find the whole ranch sheeped

off, either, and the herders camping up in the white house, do yuh?"

Pink inquired pointedly. "I kinda think," he added dryly, "those same

herders will feel like going away around Flying U fences with their

sheep. I don't believe they'll do any cutting across."

"I betche old Dunk'll make it interestin' fer this outfit, just the

same," Happy Jack predicted. "Tyin' up three men uh hisn, like that, and

ropin' their tent and draggin' it off, ain't things he'll pass up. He'll

have a possy out here--you see if he don't!"

"In that case, I'll be sorry for you, Happy," purred Miguel close beside

him. "You're the only one in the outfit that looks capable of such a

vile deed."

"Oh, Dunk won't do anything," Weary said cheerfully. "You'll have to

take those guns back, though. They might take a notion to call that


"You forget," the Native Son reminded calmly, "that we left them three

good ropes in exchange."

Whereupon the Happy Family laughed and went to offer their unsought

sympathy to Slim.

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