Doctor Jones Commits Treason

: Doctor Jones' Picnic

As they met at the breakfast table next morning, they found the Count

joyous and jubilant. Feodora had spent a comparatively comfortable

night. At the regular hour, 3 o'clock, A.M., the stitching pains and

cough recurred, but were so much less than usual, and lasted so much

shorter a time that she was radiant with joy, and thanked Dr. Jones so

sweetly that the good man was obliged to hem and cough and wipe his nose

and eyes, and complain of a slight cold which he had contracted. As for

the nobleman himself, he declared that he was the happiest and soundest

of all the Czar's subjects.



"I cannot understand this matter, Doctor," said he. "I have absolutely

exhausted the medical science of Europe without the slightest benefit.

Here you come from the United States, a new country, and supposed to be

very much behind in all matters of science and letters, yet you have

done for me and my daughter, as if by magic, what the accumulated

science and knowledge of Europe have not been able to do at all. Is your

science a mystic or esoteric affair, and are you the only one in

possession of the secret?"



"No, indeed, Count Icanovich. So far from my system being esoteric or

exclusively my own, I have for many years taught and exemplified to the

best of my ability the law by which I am governed in the selection of

the remedy. And there are a noble few in my country who are like

children sitting in the market, crying, 'We have mourned unto you and ye

would not mourn; we have piped unto you and ye would not dance.' By

every possible means we have endeavored to induce the dominant school of

medicine to investigate our claims, but they simply deride and laugh us

to scorn."



"But surely, Doctor, they cannot deny the evidence of their own senses!

If you cure that which they cannot, they certainly must heed you.

Anything else is unthinkable," exclaimed the Count.



"My dear sir, human nature is past finding out in its capacity for

stupidity and foolishness. God gives every man the power to choose good

or evil, and no amount of evidence can dispossess him of this elective

franchise. Hence he is the arbiter of his own fate. Abraham said to

Dives concerning his brethren, 'If they believe not Moses and the

prophets, neither will they believe, though one arose from the dead.'

Jesus Christ healed the sick, raised the dead, restored the lame, the

halt, the blind, in the presence of priests, lawyers, and doctors, the

scientists of those days; and they put him to death in precisely the

same spirit that they expatriated Samuel Hahnemann for discovering and

promulgating the only law of cure in God's universe. Human nature has

not changed a particle since the days of Adam and Eve, and it never will

be any more nor less than what it is now, except as it is regenerated

through the Atonement."



"This is marvelously strange," said the Count musingly. "I do not

remember to have heard of your system more than a few times in my life,

and then but as something ridiculous or foolish. Cannot something be

done to bring it before the public?"



"So far as I know, Count Icanovich, there is not a school in Europe

where the tenets of our system are taught. The dominant school of

medicine has used its power, and legislation effectually bars us out in

every European country. Only in America have we colleges, and even there

whatever privileges we enjoy are the results of deadly and

uncompromising warfare. So you will understand the difficulties under

which we labor."



"It seems, then, that it is simply a matter of ignorance with the laity

that your system has not become universally adopted," interposed

Professor Gray. "And the 'Regular School,' as they style themselves, is

exceedingly active in keeping them thus ignorant."



"That is the state of affairs exactly," cried Dr. Jones. "To illustrate

the fact that we have a law of cure, while the so-called Regulars have

nothing like it, a certain physician, a number of years ago, sent out

twenty letters, ten to prominent men of each school. He sent to each the

ordinary price of a prescription, and represented himself as a patient.

He detailed precisely the same symptoms to each. Now, if medicine is

worthy of being called a science, why should there not have been an

answer, and but one answer, as to the remedy indicated in this case?"



"So I have said a thousand times," exclaimed the Count, excitedly. "And

I can foretell the denouement so far as the Regular school is concerned:

You received as many prescriptions that were totally unlike as there

were men of that school who prescribed for you."



"Right, you are, my lord!" shouted the Doctor. "But eight of them

responded. No two of their prescriptions at all resembled each other,

and the aggregate number of drugs prescribed by them was somewhere near

seventy, if I remember correctly. If all these drugs had been put into a

jug, the compound would have been a mass of incompatibles that would

have poisoned any miserable wretch who was fool enough to take it."



"But how did the men of your school do, Doctor?" asked Professor Gray.

"Did they do any better?"



"Did they!" again shouted Dr. Jones, swelling and flushing with pride.

"Every one of them prescribed Lycopodium Pollen, which was the indicated

remedy."



"How many physicians of your school are there in America?" asked the

Count.



"Something like twelve thousand, I believe."



"And would each of them have prescribed the remedy you mentioned?"



"All worthy of the name would have done so."



"And are not all worthy?"



"I am forced to say no! not by a great many. Like every other

representative system of truth, our greatest source of danger is from

within. No chain is stronger than its weakest link, as has been said

many times. The world judges us by our weaklings. Every good thing has

its hordes of counterfeits."



"Well," said the Count, "I am deeply interested in this matter. I must

hear more of it, Doctor."



"And I also am desirous of information upon this all important subject,"

added Professor Gray.



The wind had veered around to the west-nor-west. It had materially

abated in violence, but was still unfavorable for our navigators. And,

in truth, the Doctor was not nearly so anxious to depart at this time as

was Professor Gray. The good Doctor's mind was divided between a desire

to be off for the Arctics, and a professional interest in, and friendly

solicitude for, the beautiful Feodora. Nothing could exceed the delight

with which he noted the manifest curative power of the dose which he had

given her. And he had pledged his word that he would not leave her until

material improvement was apparent. So it was with a considerable degree

of resignation that he saw the wind continue northerly.



The matter stood about thus between him and Professor Gray: While Dr.

Jones was really commander of the expedition, yet the Professor

represented the Government's interests, and he kept a strict record of

every day's occurrences. These must be subjected to the inspection of

the proper authorities upon their return to Washington. The fact that

Dr. Jones had interested himself in a sick girl in the heart of Russia,

even though she was the only child of a Count who stood high with the

Emperor of all the Russias, could not excuse him to his Government for

holding in abeyance the mighty interests of the expedition upon which it

had projected him.



For two more days the northerly winds prevailed. Then came the

hoped-for, yet dreaded, change. At six o'clock in the morning, the

Professor rapped upon Dr. Jones' chamber door.



"Come, Doctor," he cried. "Ho! for the North Pole. A glorious breeze

from due South."



The Doctor joined him in a few moments, and they walked into the park.

The aluminum flag fluttered straight toward the north. The Doctor

expressed his delight, but there tugged at his heart the thought of

leaving the poor girl who clung to him for her life. But he did not dare

to mention this fact to Professor Gray. He knew that no merely

sentimental grounds would have any weight with that gentleman, and that

he (the Professor) would hold him strictly accountable to the Government

for any unnecessary delay.



So, with a sigh, he announced to his party that they would sail as soon

after breakfast as possible. The Count looked very much distressed, but

said not a word. After breakfast the Doctor and Count repaired to

Feodora's room. She had rested beautifully all night, and received them

with a glad, smiling welcome. But when Dr. Jones announced that he must

sail within two or three hours, her face became exceedingly sorrowful,

and she said to him so gently and simply that it touched the hearts of

the men more than tears could have ever done:



"And do you know what goes with you in your beautiful Silver Cloud?"



"I do not know that I do. What do you mean?"



"My life."



This unexpected reply caused the Doctor a terrible shock.



"O no! my dear young lady, you are doing splendidly. Just carry out my

written instructions and you will do as well without me as you would

with me."



"Dr. Jones, I appreciate your situation, and know that you have no right

to remain here for my sake, or anyone's else. I will not try to persuade

you to stay; but I know that when you have gone, Hope will have

accompanied you, and I shall certainly die."



"My God! My God! Dr. Jones, I cannot endure this," groaned the Count,

and great tears coursed down his cheeks.



"Let me talk with you a few moments privately," said the Doctor.



The Count led the way to his office, and when they were seated the

Doctor began:



"Count Icanovich, I cannot leave you, and yet you see my situation.

Professor Gray will not consent to an hour's unnecessary delay, and will

hold me in strictest account to my Government."



"Cannot he be brought to consent to remain a few weeks?" asked the Count

anxiously.



"Not all the gold in Russia would tempt him one moment," declared the

Doctor emphatically.



"But you must not go and take my darling's life with you!" cried the

Count desperately.



"Say 'shall not,' and you will hit it exactly," replied the little

Doctor, winking shrewdly at the Count.



"What do you mean?"



"Have you no special power or authority in this section?"



"I have very great power if I choose to use it. Do I understand you to

advise me to detain you by force?"



The Doctor grinned, gave a little Frenchy shrug of the shoulders, and

said: "It would be treason to my country to advise you to do so, sir;

but if you permit us to go, surely you cannot blame me for going. I very

much prefer to stay, but only absolute force can prevent my going."



"I understand you perfectly, Doctor, and you need say no more," replied

the Count, smiling grimly. "It had not occurred to me to treat my guests

with such discourtesy; but you Americans have an adage, I have

heard,--or is it English?--that a hint is as good as a kick. Well, you

needn't kick me--unless I let you go. Now go up to my daughter and cheer

her up with the news that you are forcibly detained, and will not sail

till she is cured."



Here the two men clasped hands, threw open their mouths to their widest

extent, and laughed long and--silently.



"But now run up to Feodora; she needs you badly, and I have some very

important business to attend to."



So the Doctor again ascended to Feodora's room. He found there his wife

and Mattie, all three in tears.



"Come, come, girls, wipe your eyes. Please leave me alone with Miss

Feodora a few minutes. I will join you down stairs directly."



"And now," said he, "cheer right up. We are not going to leave you until

your father consents. I have made the arrangement with him, but it must

not be known to anyone else. You understand, do you not?"



"I do, Doctor, I do," she cried; "and I promise to get well as soon as I

can, so as not to detain you any longer than necessary. I shall get

well! I shall get well!" and she pressed his hand to her lips in the

ecstacy of her joy.



"There, there," said he, a little sheepishly, withdrawing his hand, "go

to sleep now, and come down to the drawing-room this afternoon."



He had been in the drawing-room but a moment or so when the Professor

and Will rushed in, each very excited.



"Doctor!" cried Will, "what do you suppose the Count has done?"



"I don't know, I'm sure. What's the matter?"



"Well, by Jove, if he hasn't padlocked our cables, and very coolly

informed us that we cannot sail until he gives us permission!"



"What can he possibly mean!" exclaimed the Doctor in well-assumed

astonishment. "We must see about this matter. Where is he?"



"We left him at the globe," said the Professor. "I cannot comprehend the

meaning of this. Let us go at once and see him."



"Surely he must be joking you," said the Doctor, as they walked rapidly

toward Silver Cloud.



They found a group standing beneath the globe; and, as Will had said,

every anchor and cable was heavily padlocked. Dr. Jones stepped briskly

up to Count Icanovich and said with all the sharpness he could command:

"What is the meaning of this, Sir Count? Why have you padlocked these

cables?"



"Evidently I could have but one object; to prevent your casting them

off."



"But why? What right have you to do so?"



"Simply the right of might. But come," said he, looking over the

company, "let us talk this matter over together. Shall we return to the

castle?"



"Suppose we ascend to the cabin," said the Doctor. "There we can talk

without interruption."



So, two by two, they all ascended to the sittingroom of the cabin. The

Doctor and Count were the first to go up.



"I shall make a great demonstration of anger, and may talk pretty

sharply, Count, but you will know my meaning," said the former, as they

landed in the engine-room.



"I perfectly understand; act your part, Doctor."



When they were all seated in the sittingroom, the Doctor immediately

reiterated the question:



"What is the meaning of this high-handed proceeding, Count Icanovich?"



"It simply means that I cannot consent to let you go at present, Doctor

Jones."



"And do you really mean to detain us by force?"



"I do, if necessary."



"Will you kindly tell us your object, and by what authority you dare to

delay a United States' expedition? Do you not know that our Government

will demand heavy reprisals for this action upon your part?"



"Allow me to answer your first question. When you landed among us a few

days ago, you found us a despairing lot of invalids. We were simply

waiting death as the only possible escape from our pains and distress.

The change that you have brought about by your medical skill and

knowledge is known to you all, and I need not dwell upon it. Our hearts

are bursting with gratitude, and it pains me beyond measure to be thus

obliged to use coercion; but my daughter's interests--her life--compel

me to detain you. She declares that she cannot live if the Doctor leaves

her, and I cannot and will not permit her only chance of recovery to

thus fly away in the air. She is all I have on earth, and I swear that

you shall stay until she consents to let you go."



"But, Count Icanovich, do you not see how impossible it is for us to

remain?" asked Professor Gray.



"No; I only see how impossible it is for you to go."



"But look at the vast amount of money that our Government has intrusted

us with for an express purpose. Having accepted this trust, our first

and only duty is to that Government. And I tell you that whoever dares

to detain us will have a heavy account to settle with a great and

powerful nation."



"I perfectly appreciate all that, Professor Gray, and am ready to settle

any indemnity that may be demanded of me. I tell you, one and all, that

I count these things as but dross when compared with the life of my

Feodora. She shall not die if any high-handed outrage that I can commit

will prevent it. You have heard me."



The voyagers looked at one another in dismay. Here was a predicament

that no one could have foreseen.



"How long is this delay likely to last?" asked Will.



"Just as long as the interests of my daughter's health demand it,"

returned the Count.



The Doctor gave a hypocritical groan that would have made his fortune

upon the stage.



"How long will that be, Doctor?" asked Will.



"Three months, at least," was the reply.



The Professor duplicated the Doctor's groan with such emphasis that the

party could not repress their smiles, and the two conspirators did not

dare look at each other.



"Well, Professor, we'll have to accept the inevitable," said Dr. Jones.

"Let's go down again and continue our studies of Russian customs and

habits."



"Allow me to say, gentlemen, before we descend, that it is best that we

should have a thorough understanding. I desire to treat you as my

honored friends and guests, and to allow you every possible liberty and

pleasure while here. Pledge me your word that you will not attempt to

sail without my knowledge, or seek governmental interference, and all I

have is at your command."



"Before I accede to your proposition, I wish to put one question: If Dr.

Jones will consent to remain, will you permit the rest of the party to

depart with the ship?" asked the Professor.



"I shall be delighted if you can make any such arrangement," quickly

returned the Count.



"What do you say, Doctor?" cried Professor Gray, turning to him.



The Doctor pondered a moment or two, and then said:



"It is very great to be the discoverer of the North Pole, but it is very

much greater to save a human life. My wife and Mattie will remain with

me, but the rest of you may depart immediately if you wish."



"As for me," said Denison, promptly, "I shall stay with Dr. Jones."



Will and Fred looked at each other a moment, then Fred burst out:



"Let's stick together. The North Pole will be there just the same a few

months later, and I do not blame Count Icanovich for detaining the

Doctor under the circumstances. To use a beautiful Americanism, we may

as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb. In one, in all."



"I stand with the majority," said Will.



"Well, gentlemen, I do not see but that I am in a hopeless minority, and

must accept the Count's terms," sighed the Professor. "But say, Doctor,

let me suggest one more idea before settling the matter definitely. Are

there not men in Russia who practice your system, and who could fill

your place satisfactorily in this case?"



"I presume there are, but I am unacquainted with them."



"But, gentlemen, my daughter will accept no substitute. I suggested the

same idea to her, but she would not listen to it. It is Dr. Jones or

nobody with her. There is no alternative. Dr. Jones must stay." This the

Count said so decisively that further argument was mutually dropped as

unavailing.



"Well, Sir Count, since fate is against our sailing until the recovery

of the fair Feodora, I only hope her return to perfect health may be

unprecedentedly rapid, and I hereby give you the required pledge." With

this the Professor extended his hand to the Count. The latter seized it

cordially, then shook hands with each of the rest of the company,

saying:



"I am so glad that this unpleasant matter has been so easily and

amicably adjusted. Let us go down now, and the only command that I put

upon you is that you use my castle as your own, and that you come and go

as you please."



They all thanked the noble Count, and the whole party set out for the

castle. When they reached the drawing-room the Professor dropped into a

chair and said: "I used to be of the opinion that the stories of the

enchanted castles, Sleeping Beauties and Beasts were all childish

fiction and romance. But, as the darky said, 'Heah we is.' We have the

castle, the Beauty, and the Beast. Though I must say of the Beast that

he is a very amiable old fellow, after all, and I would do just as he is

doing under the circumstances. This Beauty must be awakened, and Dr.

Jones is the Prince of Physicians who can do it."



"Thank you, Professor. And now, girls, take off your hats and cloaks,"

cried the Doctor. "We have concluded to stay with the Count a few

months."



They looked at him to see if he were not joking.



"What do you mean, Doctor?" asked his wife. "Did you say that we were to

stay here a few months?"



"Yes, my dear. The Count has persuaded me to remain until Feodora is so

far recovered that we can safely leave her."



"Well now, I will tell you the truth; I am really glad to hear it." Then

turning to the company, she proudly said: "This is just like him. I am

sure that he would not only give up the North Pole, but the whole earth

to save a human life."



"Come, come, sis," said the Doctor, blushing and confused, "you make me

feel silly. Scatter off, now, and make yourselves at home. We must make

the Count glad to get rid of us."