In Case Of Fire

: In Case Of Fire

There are times when a broken tool is better

than a sound one, or a twisted personality

more useful than a whole one. For instance, a

whole beer bottle isn't half the weapon that

half a beer bottle is ...









In his office apartment, on the top floor of the Terran Embassy Building

in Occeq City, Bertrand Malloy leafed casually through the dossiers of

the
our new men who had been assigned to him. They were typical of the

kind of men who were sent to him, he thought. Which meant, as usual,

that they were atypical. Every man in the Diplomatic Corps who developed

a twitch or a quirk was shipped to Saarkkad IV to work under Bertrand

Malloy, Permanent Terran Ambassador to His Utter Munificence, the Occeq

of Saarkkad.



Take this first one, for instance. Malloy ran his finger down the

columns of complex symbolism that showed the complete psychological

analysis of the man. Psychopathic paranoia. The man wasn't technically

insane; he could be as lucid as the next man most of the time. But he

was morbidly suspicious that every man's hand was turned against him. He

trusted no one, and was perpetually on his guard against imaginary plots

and persecutions.



Number two suffered from some sort of emotional block that left him

continually on the horns of one dilemma or another. He was

psychologically incapable of making a decision if he were faced with two

or more possible alternatives of any major importance.



Number three ...



Malloy sighed and pushed the dossiers away from him. No two men were

alike, and yet there sometimes seemed to be an eternal sameness about

all men. He considered himself an individual, for instance, but wasn't

the basic similarity there, after all?



He was--how old? He glanced at the Earth calendar dial that was

automatically correlated with the Saarkkadic calendar just above it.

Fifty-nine next week. Fifty-nine years old. And what did he have to show

for it besides flabby muscles, sagging skin, a wrinkled face, and gray

hair?



Well, he had an excellent record in the Corps, if nothing else. One of

the top men in his field. And he had his memories of Diane, dead these

ten years, but still beautiful and alive in his recollections. And--he

grinned softly to himself--he had Saarkkad.



He glanced up at the ceiling, and mentally allowed his gaze to penetrate

it to the blue sky beyond it.



Out there was the terrible emptiness of interstellar space--a great,

yawning, infinite chasm capable of swallowing men, ships, planets, suns,

and whole galaxies without filling its insatiable void.



Malloy closed his eyes. Somewhere out there, a war was raging. He didn't

even like to think of that, but it was necessary to keep it in mind.

Somewhere out there, the ships of Earth were ranged against the ships of

the alien Karna in the most important war that Mankind had yet fought.



And, Malloy knew, his own position was not unimportant in that war. He

was not in the battle line, nor even in the major production line, but

it was necessary to keep the drug supply lines flowing from Saarkkad,

and that meant keeping on good terms with the Saarkkadic government.



The Saarkkada themselves were humanoid in physical form--if one allowed

the term to cover a wide range of differences--but their minds just

didn't function along the same lines.



For nine years, Bertrand Malloy had been Ambassador to Saarkkad, and for

nine years, no Saarkkada had ever seen him. To have shown himself to one

of them would have meant instant loss of prestige.



To their way of thinking, an important official was aloof. The greater

his importance, the greater must be his isolation. The Occeq of Saarkkad

himself was never seen except by a handful of picked nobles, who,

themselves, were never seen except by their underlings. It was a long,

roundabout way of doing business, but it was the only way Saarkkad would

do any business at all. To violate the rigid social setup of Saarkkad

would mean the instant closing off of the supply of biochemical products

that the Saarkkadic laboratories produced from native plants and

animals--products that were vitally necessary to Earth's war, and which

could be duplicated nowhere else in the known universe.



It was Bertrand Malloy's job to keep the production output high and to

keep the materiel flowing towards Earth and her allies and outposts.



The job would have been a snap cinch in the right circumstances; the

Saarkkada weren't difficult to get along with. A staff of top-grade men

could have handled them without half trying.



But Malloy didn't have top-grade men. They couldn't be spared from work

that required their total capacity. It's inefficient to waste a man on a

job that he can do without half trying where there are more important

jobs that will tax his full output.



So Malloy was stuck with the culls. Not the worst ones, of course; there

were places in the galaxy that were less important than Saarkkad to the

war effort. Malloy knew that, no matter what was wrong with a man, as

long as he had the mental ability to dress himself and get himself to

work, useful work could be found for him.



Physical handicaps weren't at all difficult to deal with. A blind man

can work very well in the total darkness of an infrared-film darkroom.

Partial or total losses of limbs can be compensated for in one way or

another.



The mental disabilities were harder to deal with, but not totally

impossible. On a world without liquor, a dipsomaniac could be channeled

easily enough; and he'd better not try fermenting his own on Saarkkad

unless he brought his own yeast--which was impossible, in view of the

sterilization regulations.



But Malloy didn't like to stop at merely thwarting mental quirks; he

liked to find places where they were useful.



* * * * *



The phone chimed. Malloy flipped it on with a practiced hand.



"Malloy here."



"Mr. Malloy?" said a careful voice. "A special communication for you has

been teletyped in from Earth. Shall I bring it in?"



"Bring it in, Miss Drayson."



Miss Drayson was a case in point. She was uncommunicative. She liked to

gather in information, but she found it difficult to give it up once it

was in her possession.



Malloy had made her his private secretary. Nothing--but nothing--got

out of Malloy's office without his direct order. It had taken Malloy a

long time to get it into Miss Drayson's head that it was perfectly all

right--even desirable--for her to keep secrets from everyone except

Malloy.



She came in through the door, a rather handsome woman in her middle

thirties, clutching a sheaf of papers in her right hand as though

someone might at any instant snatch it from her before she could turn it

over to Malloy.



She laid them carefully on the desk. "If anything else comes in, I'll

let you know immediately, sir," she said. "Will there be anything else?"



Malloy let her stand there while he picked up the communique. She wanted

to know what his reaction was going to be; it didn't matter because no

one would ever find out from her what he had done unless she was ordered

to tell someone.



He read the first paragraph, and his eyes widened involuntarily.



"Armistice," he said in a low whisper. "There's a chance that the war

may be over."



"Yes, sir," said Miss Drayson in a hushed voice.



Malloy read the whole thing through, fighting to keep his emotions in

check. Miss Drayson stood there calmly, her face a mask; her emotions

were a secret.



Finally, Malloy looked up. "I'll let you know as soon as I reach a

decision, Miss Drayson. I think I hardly need say that no news of this

is to leave this office."



"Of course not, sir."



Malloy watched her go out the door without actually seeing her. The war

was over--at least for a while. He looked down at the papers again.



The Karna, slowly being beaten back on every front, were suing for

peace. They wanted an armistice conference--immediately.



Earth was willing. Interstellar war is too costly to allow it to

continue any longer than necessary, and this one had been going on for

more than thirteen years now. Peace was necessary. But not peace at any

price.



The trouble was that the Karna had a reputation for losing wars and

winning at the peace table. They were clever, persuasive talkers. They

could twist a disadvantage to an advantage, and make their own strengths

look like weaknesses. If they won the armistice, they'd be able to

retrench and rearm, and the war would break out again within a few

years.



Now--at this point in time--they could be beaten. They could be forced

to allow supervision of the production potential, forced to disarm,

rendered impotent. But if the armistice went to their own advantage ...



Already, they had taken the offensive in the matter of the peace talks.

They had sent a full delegation to Saarkkad V, the next planet out from

the Saarkkad sun, a chilly world inhabited only by low-intelligence

animals. The Karna considered this to be fully neutral territory, and

Earth couldn't argue the point very well. In addition, they demanded

that the conference begin in three days, Terrestrial time.



The trouble was that interstellar communication beams travel a devil of

a lot faster than ships. It would take more than a week for the Earth

government to get a vessel to Saarkkad V. Earth had been caught

unprepared for an armistice. They objected.



The Karna pointed out that the Saarkkad sun was just as far from Karn as

it was from Earth, that it was only a few million miles from a planet

which was allied with Earth, and that it was unfair for Earth to take so

much time in preparing for an armistice. Why hadn't Earth been prepared?

Did they intend to fight to the utter destruction of Karn?



It wouldn't have been a problem at all if Earth and Karn had fostered

the only two intelligent races in the galaxy. The sort of grandstanding

the Karna were putting on had to be played to an audience. But there

were other intelligent races throughout the galaxy, most of whom had

remained as neutral as possible during the Earth-Karn war. They had no

intention of sticking their figurative noses into a battle between the

two most powerful races in the galaxy.



But whoever won the armistice would find that some of the now-neutral

races would come in on their side if war broke out again. If the Karna

played their cards right, their side would be strong enough next time to

win.



So Earth had to get a delegation to meet with the Karna representatives

within the three-day limit or lose what might be a vital point in the

negotiations.



And that was where Bertrand Malloy came in.



He had been appointed Minister and Plenipotentiary Extraordinary to the

Earth-Karn peace conference.



He looked up at the ceiling again. "What can I do?" he said softly.



* * * * *



On the second day after the arrival of the communique, Malloy made his

decision. He flipped on his intercom and said: "Miss Drayson, get hold

of James Nordon and Kylen Braynek. I want to see them both immediately.

Send Nordon in first, and tell Braynek to wait."



"Yes, sir."



"And keep the recorder on. You can file the tape later."



"Yes, sir."



Malloy knew the woman would listen in on the intercom anyway, and it was

better to give her permission to do so.



James Nordon was tall, broad-shouldered, and thirty-eight. His hair was

graying at the temples, and his handsome face looked cool and efficient.



Malloy waved him to a seat.



"Nordon, I have a job for you. It's probably one of the most important

jobs you'll ever have in your life. It can mean big things for

you--promotion and prestige if you do it well."



Nordon nodded slowly. "Yes, sir."



Malloy explained the problem of the Karna peace talks.



"We need a man who can outthink them," Malloy finished, "and judging

from your record, I think you're that man. It involves risk, of course.

If you make the wrong decisions, your name will be mud back on Earth.

But I don't think there's much chance of that, really. Do you want to

handle small-time operations all your life? Of course not.



"You'll be leaving within an hour for Saarkkad V."



Nordon nodded again. "Yes, sir; certainly. Am I to go alone?"



"No," said Malloy, "I'm sending an assistant with you--a man named Kylen

Braynek. Ever heard of him?"



Nordon shook his head. "Not that I recall, Mr. Malloy. Should I have?"



"Not necessarily. He's a pretty shrewd operator, though. He knows a lot

about interstellar law, and he's capable of spotting a trap a mile away.

You'll be in charge, of course, but I want you to pay special attention

to his advice."



"I will, sir," Nordon said gratefully. "A man like that can be useful."



"Right. Now, you go into the anteroom over there. I've prepared a

summary of the situation, and you'll have to study it and get it into

your head before the ship leaves. That isn't much time, but it's the

Karna who are doing the pushing, not us."



As soon as Nordon had left, Malloy said softly: "Send in Braynek, Miss

Drayson."



Kylen Braynek was a smallish man with mouse-brown hair that lay flat

against his skull, and hard, penetrating, dark eyes that were shadowed

by heavy, protruding brows. Malloy asked him to sit down.



Again Malloy went through the explanation of the peace conference.



"Naturally, they'll be trying to trick you every step of the way,"

Malloy went on. "They're shrewd and underhanded; we'll simply have to be

more shrewd and more underhanded. Nordon's job is to sit quietly and

evaluate the data; yours will be to find the loopholes they're laying

out for themselves and plug them. Don't antagonize them, but don't baby

them, either. If you see anything underhanded going on, let Nordon know

immediately."



"They won't get anything by me, Mr. Malloy."



* * * * *



By the time the ship from Earth got there, the peace conference had been

going on for four days. Bertrand Malloy had full reports on the whole

parley, as relayed to him through the ship that had taken Nordon and

Braynek to Saarkkad V.



Secretary of State Blendwell stopped off at Saarkkad IV before going on

to V to take charge of the conference. He was a tallish, lean man with a

few strands of gray hair on the top of his otherwise bald scalp, and he

wore a hearty, professional smile that didn't quite make it to his

calculating eyes.



He took Malloy's hand and shook it warmly. "How are you, Mr.

Ambassador?"



"Fine, Mr. Secretary. How's everything on Earth?"



"Tense. They're waiting to see what is going to happen on Five. So am I,

for that matter." His eyes were curious. "You decided not to go

yourself, eh?"



"I thought it better not to. I sent a good team, instead. Would you like

to see the reports?"



"I certainly would."



Malloy handed them to the secretary, and as he read, Malloy watched him.

Blendwell was a political appointee--a good man, Malloy had to admit,

but he didn't know all the ins and outs of the Diplomatic Corps.



When Blendwell looked up from the reports at last, he said: "Amazing!

They've held off the Karna at every point! They've beaten them back!

They've managed to cope with and outdo the finest team of negotiators

the Karna could send."



"I thought they would," said Malloy, trying to appear modest.



The secretary's eyes narrowed. "I've heard of the work you've been doing

here with ... ah ... sick men. Is this one of your ... ah ...

successes?"



Malloy nodded. "I think so. The Karna put us in a dilemma, so I threw a

dilemma right back at them."



"How do you mean?"



"Nordon had a mental block against making decisions. If he took a girl

out on a date, he'd have trouble making up his mind whether to kiss her

or not until she made up his mind for him, one way or the other. He's

that kind of guy. Until he's presented with one, single, clear decision

which admits of no alternatives, he can't move at all.



"As you can see, the Karna tried to give us several choices on each

point, and they were all rigged. Until they backed down to a single

point and proved that it wasn't rigged, Nordon couldn't possibly make

up his mind. I drummed into him how important this was, and the more

importance there is attached to his decisions, the more incapable he

becomes of making them."



The Secretary nodded slowly. "What about Braynek?"



"Paranoid," said Malloy. "He thinks everyone is plotting against him. In

this case, that's all to the good because the Karna are plotting

against him. No matter what they put forth, Braynek is convinced that

there's a trap in it somewhere, and he digs to find out what the trap

is. Even if there isn't a trap, the Karna can't satisfy Braynek, because

he's convinced that there has to be--somewhere. As a result, all his

advice to Nordon, and all his questioning on the wildest possibilities,

just serves to keep Nordon from getting unconfused.



"These two men are honestly doing their best to win at the peace

conference, and they've got the Karna reeling. The Karna can see that

we're not trying to stall; our men are actually working at trying to

reach a decision. But what the Karna don't see is that those men, as a

team, are unbeatable because, in this situation, they're psychologically

incapable of losing."



Again the Secretary of State nodded his approval, but there was still a

question in his mind. "Since you know all that, couldn't you have

handled it yourself?"



"Maybe, but I doubt it. They might have gotten around me someway by

sneaking up on a blind spot. Nordon and Braynek have blind spots, but

they're covered with armor. No, I'm glad I couldn't go; it's better this

way."



The Secretary of State raised an eyebrow. "Couldn't go, Mr.

Ambassador?"



Malloy looked at him. "Didn't you know? I wondered why you appointed me,

in the first place. No, I couldn't go. The reason why I'm here, cooped

up in this office, hiding from the Saarkkada the way a good Saarkkadic

bigshot should, is because I like it that way. I suffer from

agoraphobia and xenophobia.



"I have to be drugged to be put on a spaceship because I can't take all

that empty space, even if I'm protected from it by a steel shell." A

look of revulsion came over his face. "And I can't stand aliens!"



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