Miss Darling Arrives

: A Story Of The Outdoor West

Miss Messiter clung to civilization enough, at least, to prefer that her

chambermaid should be a woman rather than a Chinese. It did not suit her

preconceived idea of the proper thing that Lee Ming should sweep floors,

dust bric-a-brac, and make the beds. To see him slosh-sloshing around

in his felt slippers made her homesick for Kalamazoo. There were other

reasons why the proprieties would be better served by having another
br /> woman about the place; reasons that had to do with the chaperone system

that even in the uncombed West make its claims upon unmarried

young women of respectability. She had with her for the present

fourteen-year-old Ida Henderson, but this arrangement was merely

temporary.



Wherefore on the morning after her arrival Helen had sent two letters

back to "the States." One of these had been to Mrs. Winslow, a widow of

fifty-five, inviting her to come out on a business basis as housekeeper



of the Lazy D. The buxom widow had loved Helen since she had been a

toddling baby, and her reply was immediate and enthusiastic. Eight

days later she had reported in person. The second letter bore the

affectionate address of Nora Darling, Detroit, Michigan. This also in

time bore fruit at the ranch in a manner worthy of special mention.



It was the fourth day after Ned Bannister had been carried back to the

Lazy D that Helen Messiter came out to the porch of the house with a

letter in her hand. She found her foreman sitting on the steps waiting

for her, but he got up as soon as he heard the fall of her light

footsteps behind him.



"You sent for me, ma'am?" he asked, hat in hand.



"Yes; I want you to drive into Gimlet Butte and bring back a person whom

you'll find at the Elk House waiting for you. I had rather you would go

yourself, because I know you're reliable."



"Thank you, ma'am. How will I know him?"



"It's a woman--a spinster. She's coming to help Mrs. Winslow. Inquire

for Miss Darling. She isn't used to jolting two days in a rig, but I

know you will be careful of her."



"I'll surely be as careful of the old lady as if she was my own mother."



The mistress of the ranch smothered a desire to laugh.



"I'm sure you will. At her age she may need a good deal of care. Be

certain you take rug enough."



"I'll take care of her the best I know how. Expect she's likely

rheumatic, but I'll wrop her up till she looks like a Cheyenne squaw

when tourist is trying to get a free shoot at her with camera."



"Please do. I want her to get a good impression of Wyoming so that she

will stay. I don' know about the rheumatism, but you might ask her."



There were pinpoints of merriment behind the guileless innocence of her

eyes, but they came to the surface only after the foreman had departed.



McWilliams ordered a team of young horse hitched, and presently set out

on his two day; journey to Gimlet Butte. He reached that town in good

season, left the team at a corral and walked back to the Elk House.

The white dust of the plains was heavy on him, from the bandanna

that loosely embraced the brown throat above the flannel shirt to the

encrusted boots but through it the good humor of his tanned face smiled

fraternally on a young woman he passes at the entrance to the hotel. Her

gay smile met his cordially, and she was still in his mind while he

ran his eye down the register in search of the name he wanted. There

it was--Miss Nora Darling, Detroit, Michigan--in the neatest of little

round letters, under date of the previous day's arrivals.



"Is Miss Darling in?" asked McWilliams of the half-grown son of the

landlady who served in lieu of clerk and porter.



"Nope! Went out a little while ago. Said to tell anybody to wait that

asked for her."



Mac nodded, relieved to find that duty had postponed itself long enough

for him to pursue the friendly smile that had not been wasted on him

a few seconds before. He strolled out to the porch and decided at once

that he needed a cigar more than anything else on earth. He was helped

to a realization of his need by seeing the owner of the smile disappear

in an adjoining drug store.



She was beginning on a nut sundae when the puncher drifted in. She

continued to devote even her eyes to its consumption, while the foreman

opened a casual conversation with the drug clerk and lit his cigar.



"How are things coming in Gimlet Butte?" he asked, by way of prolonging

his stay rather than out of desire for information.



Yes, she certainly had the longest, softest lashes he had ever seen, and

the ripest of cherry lips, behind the smiling depths of which sparkled

two rows of tiny pearls. He wished she would look at HIM and smile

again. There wasn't any use trying to melt a sundae with it, anyhow.



"Sure, it's a good year on the range and the price of cows jumping," he

heard his sub-conscious self make answer to the patronizing inquiries of

him of the "boiled" shirt.



"Funny how pretty hair of that color was especially when there was so

much of it. You might call it a sort of coppery gold where the little

curls escaped in tendrils and ran wild. A fellow--"



"Yes, I reckon most of the boys will drop around to the Fourth of July

celebration. Got to cut loose once in a while, y'u know."



A shy glance shot him and set him a-tingle with a queer delight.

Gracious, what pretty dark velvety lashes she had!



She was rising already, and as she paid for the ice cream that innocent

gaze smote him again with the brightest of Irish eyes conceivable. It

lingered for just a ponderable sunlit moment or him. She had smiled once

more.



After a decent interval Mac pursued his petit charmer to the hotel.

She was seated on the porch reading a magazine, and was absorbedly

unconscious of him when he passed. For a few awkward moments he hung

around the office, then returned to the porch and took the chair most

distant from her. He had sat there a long ten minutes before she let

her hands and the magazine fall into her lap and demurely gave him his

chance.



"Can you tell me how far it is to the Lazy D ranch?"



"Seventy-two miles as the crow flies, ma'am."



"Thank you."



The conversation threatened to die before it was well born. Desperately

McWilliams tried to think of something to say to keep it alive without

being too bold.



"If y'u were thinking of traveling out that way I could give y'u a lift.

I just came in to get another lady--an old lady that has just come to

this country."



"Thank you, but I'm expecting a conveyance to meet me here. You didn't

happen to pass one on the way, I suppose?"



"No, I didn't. What ranch were y'u going to, ma'am?



"Miss Messiter's--the Lazy D."



A suspicion began to penetrate the foreman's brain. "Y'u ain't Miss

Darling?"



"What makes you so sure I'm not?" she asked, tilting her dimpled chin

toward him aggressively.



"Y'u're too young," he protested, helplessly.



"I'm no younger than you are," came her quick, indignant retort.



Thus boldly accused of his youth, the foreman blushed. "I didn't mean

that. Miss Messiter said she was an old lady--"



"You needn't tell fibs about it. She couldn't have said anything of the

kind. Who are you, anyhow?" the girl demanded, with spirit.



"I'm the foreman of the Lazy D, come to get Miss Darling. My name is

McWilliams--Jim McWilliams."



"I don't need your first name, Mr. McWilliams," she assured him,

sweetly. "And will you please tell me why you have kept me waiting here

more than thirty hours?"



"Miss Messiter didn't get your letter in time. Y'u see, we don't get

mail every day at the Lazy D," he explained, the while he hopefully

wondered just when she was going to need his last name.



"I don't see why you don't go after your mail every day at least,

especially when Miss Messiter was expecting me. To leave me waiting

here thirty hours--I'll not stand it. When does the next train leave for

Detroit?" she asked, imperiously.



The situation seemed to call for diplomacy, and Jim McWilliams moved to

a nearer chair. "I'm right sorry it happened, ma'am, and I'll bet Miss

Messiter is, too. Y'u see, we been awful busy one way and 'nother, and I

plumb neglected to send one of the boys to the post-office."



"Why didn't one of them walk over after supper?" she demanded, severely.



He curbed the smile that was twitching at his facial muscles.



"Well, o' course it ain't so far,--only forty-three miles--still--"



"Forty-three miles to the post-office?"



"Yes, ma'am, only forty-three. If you'll excuse me this time--"



"Is it really forty-three?"



He saw that her sudden smile had brought out the dimples in the oval

face and that her petulance had been swept away by his astounding

information.



"Forty-three, sure as shootin', except twict a week when it comes to

Slauson's, and that's only twenty miles," he assured her. "Used to be

seventy-two, but the Government got busy with its rural free delivery,

and now we get it right at our doors."



"You must have big doors," she laughed.



"All out o' doors," he punned. "Y'u see, our house is under our hat, and

like as not that's twenty miles from the ranchhouse when night falls."



"Dear me!" She swept his graceful figure sarcastically. "And, of course,

twenty miles from a brush, too."



He laughed with deep delight at her thrust, for the warm youth in him

did not ask for pointed wit on the part of a young woman so attractive

and with a manner so delightfully provoking.



"I expaict I have gathered up some scenery on the journey. I'll go brush

it off and get ready for supper. I'd admire to sit beside y'u and pass

the butter and the hash if y'u don't object. Y'u see, I don't often meet

up with ladies, and I'd ought to improve my table manners when I get

a chanct with one so much older than I am and o' course so much more

experienced."



"I see you don't intend to pass any honey with the hash," she flashed,

with a glimpse of the pearls.



"DIDN'T y'u say y'u was older than me? I believe I've plumb forgot how

old y'u said y'u was, Miss Darling."



"Your memory's such a sieve it wouldn't be worth while telling you.

After you've been to school a while longer maybe I'll try you again."



"Some ladies like 'em young," he suggested, amiably.



"But full grown," she amended.



"Do y'u judge by my looks or my ways?" he inquired, anxiously.



"By both."



"That's right strange," he mused aloud. "For judging by some of your

ways you're the spinster Miss Messiter was telling me about, but judging

by your looks y'u're only the prettiest and sassiest twenty-year-old in

Wyoming."



And with this shot he fled, to see what transformation he could effect

with the aid of a whiskbroom, a tin pan of alkali water and a roller

towel.



When she met him at the supper table her first question was, "Did Miss

Messiter say I was an old maid?"



"Sho! I wouldn't let that trouble me if I was y'u. A woman ain't any

older than she looks. Your age don't show to speak of."



"But did she?"



"I reckon she laid a trap for me and I shoved my paw in. She wanted to

give me a pleasant surprise."



"Oh!"



"Don't y'u grow anxious about being an old maid. There ain't any in

Wyoming to speak of. If y'u like I'll tell the boys you're worried

and some of them will be Johnnie-on-the-Spot. They're awful gallant,

cowpunchers are."



"Some of them may be," she differed. "If you want to know I'm just

twenty-one."



He sawed industriously at his steak. "Y'u don't say! Just old enough to

vote--like this steer was before they massacreed him."



She gave him one look, and thereafter punished him with silence.



They left Gimlet Butte early next morning and reached the Lazy D shortly

after noon on the succeeding day. McWilliams understood perfectly that

strenuous competition would inevitably ensue as soon as the Lazy D

beheld the attraction he had brought into their midst. Nor did he need

a phrenologist to tell him that Nora was a born flirt and that her shy

slant glances were meant to penetrate tough hides to tender hearts.

But this did not discourage him, and he set about making his individual

impression while he had her all to himself. He wasn't at all sure how

deep this went, but he had the satisfaction of hearing his first name,

the one she had told him she had no need of, fall tentatively from her

pretty lips before the other boys caught a glimpse of her.



Shortly after his arrival at the ranch Mac went to make his report to

his mistress of some business matters connected with the trip.



"I see you got back safely with the old lady," she laughed when she

caught sight of him.



His look reproached her. "Y'u said a spinster."



"But it was you that insisted on the rheumatism. By the way, did you ask

her about it?"



"We didn't get that far," he parried.



"Oh! How far did you get?" She perched herself on the porch railing and

mocked him with her friendly eyes. Her heart was light within her and

she was ready for anything in the way of fun, for the doctor had just

pronounced her patient out of danger if he took proper care of himself.



"About as fur as I got with y'u, ma'am," he audaciously retorted.



"We might disagree as to how far that is," she flung back gayly with

heightened color.



"No, ma'am, I don't think we would."



"But, gracious! You're not a Mormon. You don't want us both, do you?"

she demanded, her eyes sparkling with the exhilaration of the tilt.



"Could I get either one of y'u, do y'u reckon? That's what's worrying

me."



"I see, and so you intend to keep us both on the string."



His joyous laughter echoed hers. "I expaict y'u would call that

presumption or some other dictionary word, wouldn't y'u?"



"In anybody else perhaps, but surely not in Mr. McWilliams."



"I'm awful glad to be trotting in a class by myself."



"And you'll let us know when you have made your mind up which of us it

is to be?"



"Well, mine ain't the only mind that has to be made up," he drawled.



She took this up gleefully. "I can't answer for Nora, but I'll jump at

the chance--if you decide to give it to me."



He laughed delightedly into the hat he was momentarily expecting to put

on. "I'll mill it over a spell and let y'u know, ma'am."



"Yes, think it over from all points of view. Of course she is prettier,

but then I'm not afflicted with rheumatism and probably wouldn't flirt

as much afterward. I have a good temper, too, as a rule, but then so has

Nora."



"Oh, she's prettier, is she?" With boyish audacity he grinned at her.



"What do you think?"



He shook his head. "I'll have to go to the foot of the class on that,

ma'am. Give me an easier one."



"I'll have to choose another subject then. What did you do about that

bunch of Circle 66 cows you looked at on your way in?"



They discussed business for a few minutes, after which she went back to

her patient and he to his work.



"Ain't she a straight-up little gentleman for fair?" the foreman asked

himself in rhetorical and exuberant question, slapping his hat against

his leg as he strode toward the corral. "Think of her coming at me like

she did, the blamed little thoroughbred. Y'u bet she knows me down to

the ground and how sudden I got over any fool notions I might a-started

to get in my cocoanut. But the way she came back at me, quick as

lightning and then some, pretendin' all that foolishness and knowin' all

the time I'd savez the game."



Both McWilliams and his mistress had guessed right in their surmise as

to Nora Darling's popularity in the cow country. She made an immediate

and pronounced hit. It was astonishing how many errands the men found to



take them to "the house," as they called the building where the mistress

of the ranch dwelt. Bannister served for a time as an excellent

excuse. Judging from the number of the inquiries which the men found

it necessary to make as to his progress, Helen would have guessed

him exceedingly popular with her riders. Having a sense of humor, she

mentioned this to McWilliams one day.



He laughed, and tried to turn it into a compliment to his mistress. But

she would have none of it.



"I know better, sir. They don't come here to see me. Nora is the

attraction, and I have sense enough to know it. My nose is quite out of

joint," she laughed.



Mac looked with gay earnestness at the feature she had mentioned.

"There's a heap of difference in noses," he murmured, apparently apropos

of nothing.



"That's another way of telling me that Nora's pug is the sweetest thing

you ever saw," she charged.



"I ain't half such a bad actor as some of the boys," he deprecated.



"Meaning in what way?"



"The Nora Darling way."



He pronounced her name so much as if it were a caress that his mistress

laughed, and he joined in it.



"It's your fickleness that is breaking my heart, though I knew I was

lost as soon as I saw your beatific look on the day you got back with

Nora. The first week I came none of you could do enough for me. Now it's

all Nora, darling." She mimicked gayly his intonation.



"Well, ma'am, it's this way," explained the foreman with a grin.

"Y'u're right pleasant and friendly, but the boys have got a savvy way

down deep that y'u'd shuck that friendliness awful sudden if any of them

dropped around with 'Object, Matrimony' in their manner. Consequence

is, they're loaded down to the ground with admiration of their boss,

but they ain't presumptuous enough to expaict any more. I had notions,

mebbe, I'd cut more ice, me being not afflicted with bashfulness. My

notions faded, ma'am, in about a week."



"Then Nora came?" she laughed.



"No, ma'am, they had gone glimmering long before she arrived. I was just

convalescent enough to need being cheered up when she drapped in."



"And are you cheered up yet?" his mistress asked.



He took off his dusty hat and scratched his head. "I ain't right

certain, yet, ma'am. Soon as I know I'm consoled, I'll be round with an

invite to the wedding."



"That is, if you are."



"If I am--yes. Y'u can't most always tell when they have eyes like

hers."



"You're quite an authority on the sex considering your years."



"Yes, ma'am." He looked aggrieved, thinking himself a man grown. "How

did y'u say Mr. Bannister was?"



"Wait, and I'll send Nora out to tell you," she flashed, and disappeared

in the house.



Conversation at the bunkhouse and the chucktent sometimes circled

around the young women at the house, but its personality rarely grew

pronounced. References to Helen Messiter and the housemaid were usually

by way of repartee at each other. For a change had come over the spirit

of the Lazy D men, and, though a cheerful profanity still flowed freely

when they were alone together, vulgarity was largely banished.



The morning after his conversation with Miss Messiter, McWilliams

was washing in the foreman's room when the triangle beat the call for

breakfast, and he heard the cook's raucous "Come and get it." There was

the usual stampede for the tent, and a minute later Mac flung back the

flap and entered. He took the seat at the head of the table, along the

benches on both sides of which the punchers were plying busy knives and

forks.



"A stack of chips," ordered the foreman; and the cook's "Coming up" was

scarcely more prompt than the plate of hot cakes he set before the young

man.



"Hen fruit, sunny side up," shouted Reddy, who was further advanced in

his meal.



"Tame that fog-horn, son," advised Wun Hop; but presently he slid three

fried eggs from a frying-pan into the plate of the hungry one.



"I want y'u boys to finish flankin' that bunch of hill calves to-day,"

said the foreman, emptying half a jug of syrup over his cakes.



"Redtop, he ain't got no appetite these days," grinned Denver, as the

gentleman mentioned cleaned up a second loaded plate of ham, eggs and

fried potatoes. "I see him studying a Wind River Bible* yesterday.

Curious how in the spring a young man's fancy gits to wandering on house

furnishing. Red, he was taking the catalogue alphabetically. Carpets was

absorbin' his attention, chairs on deck, and chandeliers in the hole, as

we used to say when we was baseball kids."



[* A Wind River Bible in the Northwest ranch country is a

catalogue of one of the big Chicago department stores that

does a large shipping business in the West.]



"Ain't a word of truth in it," indignantly denied the assailed, his

unfinished nose and chin giving him a pathetic, whipped puppy look.

"Sho! I was just looking up saddles. Can't a fellow buy a new saddle

without asking leave of Denver?"



"Cyarpets used to begin with a C in my spelling-book, but saddles got

off right foot fust with a S," suggested Mac amiably.



"He was ce'tainly trying to tree his saddle among the C's. He was

looking awful loving at a Turkish rug. Reckon he thought it was a

saddle-blanket," derided Denver cheerfully.



"Huh! Y'u're awful smart, Denver," retaliated Reddy, his complexion

matching his hair. "Y'u talk a heap with your mouth. Nobody believes a

word of what y'u say."



Denver relaxed into a range song by way of repartee:



"I want mighty bad to be married, To have a garden and a home; I

ce'tainly aim to git married, And have a gyurl for my own."



"Aw! Y'u fresh guys make me tired. Y'u don't devil me a bit, not a bit.

Whyfor should I care what y'u say? I guess this outfit ain't got no

surcingle on me." Nevertheless, he made a hurried end of his breakfast

and flung out of the tent.



"Y'u boys hadn't ought to wound Reddy's tender feelings, and him so bent

on matrimony!" said Denver innocently. "Get a move on them fried spuds

and sashay them down this way, if there's any left when y'u fill your

plate, Missou."



Nor was Reddy the only young man who had dreams those days at the Lazy

D. Cupid must have had his hands full, for his darts punctured more than

one honest plainsman's heart. The reputation of the young women at the

Lazy D seemed to travel on the wings of the wind, and from far and near

Cattleland sent devotees to this shrine of youth and beauty. So casually

the victims drifted in, always with a good business excuse warranted to

endure raillery and sarcasm, that it was impossible to say they had come

of set purpose to sun themselves in feminine smiles.



As for Nora, it is not too much to say that she was having the time of

her life. Detroit, Michigan, could offer no such field for her expansive

charms as the Bighorn country, Wyoming. Here she might have her pick

of a hundred, and every one of them picturesquely begirt with flannel

shirt, knotted scarf at neck, an arsenal that bristled, and a sun-tan

that could be achieved only in the outdoors of the Rockies. Certainly

these knights of the saddle radiated a romance with which even her

floorwalker "gentleman friend" could not compete.



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