Mr Boggs Is Disgusted

: Bar-20 Days

The herd gained twelve miles by dark and would pass through the northern

fence by noon of the next day, for Cook's axe and monkey wrench had been

put to good use. For quite a distance there was no fence: about a mile

of barb wire had been pulled loose and was tangled up into several large

piles, while rings of burned grass and ashes surrounded what was left

of the posts. The cook had embraced this opportunity to lay in a good

supply of firewood and was the happiest man in the outfit.



At ten o'clock that night eight figures loped westward along the

southern fence and three hours later dismounted near the first corral

of the 4X ranch. They put their horses in a depression on the plain and

then hastened to seek cover, being careful to make no noise.



At dawn the door of the bunk house opened quickly and as quickly slammed

shut again, three bullets in it being the reason. An uproar ensued and

guns spat from the two windows in the general direction of the

unseen besiegers, who did not bother about replying; they had given

notification of their presence and until it was necessary to shoot there

was no earthly use of wasting ammunition. Besides, the drive outfit

had cooled down rapidly when it found that its herd was in no immediate

danger and was not anxious to kill any one unless there was need. The

situation was conducive to humor rather than anger. But every time the

door moved it collected more lead, and it finally remained shut.



The noise in the bunk house continued and finally a sombrero was waved

frantically at the south window and a moment later Nat Boggs, foreman

of the incarcerated 4X outfit, stuck his head out very cautiously and

yelled questions which bore directly on the situation and were to the

point. He appeared to be excited and unduly heated, if one might judge

from his words and voice. There was no reply, which still further added

to his heat and excitement. Becoming bolder and a little angrier

he allowed his impetuous nature to get the upper hand and forthwith

attempted the feat of getting through that same window; but a sharp

pat! sounded on a board not a foot from him, and he reconsidered

hastily. His sombrero again waved to insist on a truce, and collected

two holes, causing him much mental anguish and threatening the loss of

his worthy soul. He danced up and down with great agility and no grace

and made remarks, thereby leading a full-voiced chorus.



"Ain't that a hell of a note?" he demanded plaintively as he paused for

breath. "Stick yore hat out, Cranky, an' see what you can do," he

suggested, irritably.



Cranky Joe regarded him with pity and reproach, and moved back towards

the other end of the room, muttering softly to himself. "I know it ain't

much of a bonnet, but he needn't rub it in," he growled, peevishly.



"Try again; mebby they didn't see you," suggested Jim Larkin, who had a

reputation for never making a joke. He escaped with his life and

checked himself at the side of Cranky Joe, with whom he conferred on the

harshness of the world towards unfortunates.



The rest of the morning was spent in snipe-shooting at random, trusting

to luck to hit some one, and trusting in vain. At noon Cranky Joe could

stand the strain no longer and opened the door just a little to relive

the monotony. He succeeded, being blessed with a smashed shoulder, and

immediately became a general nuisance, adding greatly to the prevailing

atmosphere. Boggs called him a few kinds of fools and hastened to nail

the door shut; he hit his thumb and his heart became filled with venom.



"Now look at what they went an' done!" he yelled, running around in a

circle. "Damned outrage!"



"Huh!" snorted Cranky Joe with maddening superiority. "That ain't

nothing--just look at me!"



Boggs looked, very fixedly, and showed signs of apoplexy, and Cranky Joe

returned to his end of the room to resume his soliloquy.



"Why don't you come out an' take them cows!" inquired an unkind voice

from without. "Ain't changed yore mind, have you?"



"We'll give you a drink for half a cent a head--that's the regular price

for watering cows," called another.



The faint ripple of mirth which ran around the plain was lost in

opinions loudly expressed within the room; and Boggs, tears of rage

in his eyes, flung himself down on a chair and invented new terms for

describing human beings.



John Terry was observing. He had been fluttering around the north

window, constantly getting bolder, and had not been disturbed. When he

withdrew his sombrero and found that it was intact he smiled to himself

and leaned his elbows on the sill, looking carefully around the plain.

The discovery that there was no cover on the north side cheered him

greatly and he called to Boggs, outlining a plan of action.



Boggs listened intently and then smiled for the first time since dawn.

"Bully for you, Terry!" he enthused. "Wait till dark--we'll fool 'em."



A bullet chipped the 'dobe at Terry's side and he ducked as he leaped

back. "From an angle--what did I tell you?" he laughed. "We'll drop

out here an' sneak behind the house after dark. They'll be watching the

door--an' they won't be able to see us, anyhow."



Boggs sucked his thumb tenderly and grinned. "After which--," he elated.



"After which--," gravely repeated Terry, the others echoing it with

unrestrained joy.



"Then, mebby, I can get a drink," chuckled Larkin, brightening under the

thought.



"The moon comes up at ten," warned a voice. "It'll be full to-night--an'

there ain't many clouds in sight."



"Ol' King Cole was a merry ol' soul," hummed McQuade, lightly.



"An'--a--merry--ol'--soul--was--he!--was--he!" thundered the chorus,

deep-toned and strong. "He had a wife for every toe, an' some toes

counted three!"



"Listen!" cried Meade, holding up his hand.



"An' every wife had sixteen dogs, an' every dog a flea!" shouted a

voice from the besiegers, followed by a roar of laughter.



The hilarity continued until dark, only stopping when John Terry slipped

out of the window, dropped to all-fours and stuck his head around the

corner of the rear wall. He saw many stars and was silently handed to

Pete Wilson.



"What was that noise?" exclaimed Boggs in a low tone. "Are you all

right, Terry?" he asked, anxiously.



Three knocks on the wall replied to his question and then McQuade went

out, and three more knocks were heard.



"Wonder why they make that funny noise," muttered Boggs.



"Bumped inter something, I reckon," replied Jim Larkin. "Get out of my

way--I'm next."



Boggs listened intently and then pushed Duke Lane back. "Don't like

that--sounds like a crack on the head. Hey, Jim! Say something!" he

called softly. The three knocks were repeated, but Boggs was suspicious

and he shook his head decisively. "To 'ell with the knocking--say

something!"



"Still got them twelve men?" asked a strange voice, pleasantly.



"An' every dog a flea," hummed another around the corner.



"Hell!" shouted Boggs. "To the door, fellers! To the door--quick!"



A whistle shrilled from behind the house and a leaden tattoo began

on the door. "Other window!" whispered O'Neill. The foreman got there

before him and, shoving his Colt out first to clear the way, yelled with

rage and pain as a pole hit his wrist and knocked the weapon out of his

hand. He was still commenting when Duke Lane pried open the door and,

dropping quickly on his stomach, wriggled out, followed closely by

Charley Beal and Tim. At that instant the tattoo drummed with greater

vigor and such a hail of lead poured in through the opening that the

door was promptly closed, leaving the three men outside to shift for

themselves with the darkness their only cover.



Duke and his companions whispered together as they lay flat and agreed

upon a plan of action. Going around the ends of the house was suicide

and no better than waiting for the rising moon to show them to the

enemy; but there was no reason why the roof could not be utilized. Tim

and Charley boosted Duke up, then Tim followed, and the pair on the roof

pulled Charley to their side. Flat roofs were great institutions they

decided as they crawled cautiously towards the other side. This roof was

of hard, sun-baked adobe, over two feet thick, and they did not care if

their friends shot up on a gamble.



"Fine place, all right," thought Charley, grinning broadly. Then he

turned an agonized face to Tim, his chest rising. "Hitch! Hitch!"

he choked, fighting with all his will to master it. "Hitch-chew!

Hitch-chew! Hitch-chew!" he sneezed, loudly. There was a scramble below

and a ripple of mirth floated up to them.



"Hitch-chew?" jeered a voice. "What do we want to hit you for?"



"Look us over, children," invited another.



"Wait until the moon comes up," chuckled the third. "Be like knocking

the nigger baby down for Red an' the others. Ladies and gents: We'll now

have a little sketch entitled 'Shooting snipe by moonlight.'"



"Jack-snipe, too," laughed Pete. "Will somebody please hold the bag?"



The silence on the roof was profound and the three on the ground tried

again.



"Let me call yore attention to the trained coyotes, ladies an' gents,"

remarked Johnny in a deep, solemn voice. "Coyotes are not birds; they do

not roost on roofs as a general thing; but they are some intelligent an'

can be trained to do lots of foolish tricks. These ani-mules were--"



"Step this way, people; on-ly ten cents, two nickels," interrupted Pete.

"They bark like dogs, an' howl like hell."



"Shut up!" snapped Tim, angrily.



"After the moon comes up," said Hopalong, "when you fellers get tired

dodging, you can chuck us yore guns an' come down. An' don't forget that

this side of the house is much the safest," he warned.



"Go to hell!" snarled Duke, bitterly.



"Won't; they're laying for me down there."



Johnny crawled to the north end of the wall and, looking cautiously

around the corner, funnelled his hands: "On the roof, Red! On the roof!"



"Yes, dear," was the reply, followed by gun-shots.



"Hey! Move over!" snapped Tim, working towards the edge furthest from

the cheerful Red, whose bullets were not as accurate in the dark as they

promised to become in a few minutes when the moon should come up.



"Want to shove me off?" snarled Charley, angrily. "For heaven's sake,

Duke, do you want the whole earth?" he demanded of his second companion.



"You just bet yore shirt I do! An' I want a hole in it, too!"



"Ain't you got no sense?"



"Would I be up here if I had?"



"It's going to be hot as blazes up here when the sun gets high,"

cheerfully prophesied Tim: "an' dry, too," he added for a finishing

touch.



"We'll be lucky if we're live enough to worry about the sun's

heat--say, that was a close one!" exclaimed Duke, frantically trying

to flatten a little more. "Ah, thought so--there's that blamed moon!"



"Wish I'd gone out the window instead," growled Charley, worming behind

Duke, to the latter's prompt displeasure.



"You fellers better come down, one at a time," came from below. "Send

yore guns down first, too. Red's a blamed good shot."



"Hope he croaks," muttered Duke. "That's closer yet!"



Tim's hand raised and a flash of fire singed Charley's hair. "Got to do

something, anyhow," he explained, lowering the Colt and peering across

the plain.



"You damned near succeeded!" shouted Charley, grabbing at his head.

"Why, they're three hundred, an' you trying for 'em with a--oh!" he

moaned, writhing.



"Locoed fool!" swore Duke, "showing 'em where we are! They're doing good

enough as it is! You ought--got you, too!"



"I'm going down--that blamed fool out there ain't caring what he

hits," mumbled Charley, clenching his hands from pain. He slid over the

edge and Pete grabbed him.



"Next," suggested Pete, expectantly.



Tim tossed his Colt over the edge. "Here's another," he swore, following

the weapon. He was grabbed and bound in a trice.



"When may we expect you, Mr. Duke?" asked Johnny, looking up.



"Presently, friend, presently. I want to--wow!" he finished, and

lost no time in his descent, which was meteoric. "That feller'll kill

somebody if he ain't careful!" he complained as Pete tied his hands

behind his back.





"You wait till daylight an' see," cheerily replied Pete as the three

were led off to join their friends in the corral.



There was no further action until the sun arose and then Hopalong

hailed the house and demanded a parley, and soon he and Boggs met midway

between the shack and the line.



"What d'you want?" asked Boggs, sullenly.



"Want you to stop this farce so I can go on with my drive."



"Well, I ain't holding you!" exploded the 4X foreman.



"Oh, yes; but you are. I can't let you an' yore men out to hang on our

flanks an' worry us; an' I don't want to hold you in that shack till you

all die of thirst, or come out to be all shot up. Besides, I can't fool

around here for a week; I got business to look after."



"Don't you worry about us dying with thirst; that ain't worrying us

none."



"I heard different," replied Hopalong, smiling. "Them fellers in the

corral drank a quart apiece. See here, Boggs; you can't win, an' you

know it. Yo're not bucking me, but the whole range, the whole country.

It's a fight between conditions--the fence idea agin the open range

idea, an' open trails. The fence will lose. You closed a drive trail

that's 'most as old as cow-raising. Will the punchers of this part of

the country stand for it? Suppose you lick us,--which you won't--can

you lick all the rest of us, the JD, Wallace's, Double-Arrow, C-80,

Cross-O-Cross, an' the others! That's just what it amounts to, an' you

better stop right now, before somebody gets killed. You know what that

means in this section. Yo're six to our eight, you ain't got a drink in

that shack, an' you dasn't try to get one. You can't do a thing agin us,

an' you know it."



Boggs rested his hands on his hips and considered, Hopalong waiting

for him to reply. He knew that the Bar-20 man was right but he hated to

admit it, he hated to say he was whipped.



"Are any of them six hurt?" he finally asked.



"Only scratches an' sore heads," responded Hopalong, smiling. "We ain't

tried to kill anybody, yet. I'm putting that up to you."



Boggs made no reply and Hopalong continued: "I got six of yore twelve

men prisoners, an' all yore cayuses are in my han's. I'll shoot every

animal before I'll leave 'em for you to use against me, an' I'll take

enough of yore cows to make up for what I lost by that fence. You've got

to pay for them dead cows, anyhow. If I do let you out you'll have to

road-brand me two hundred, or pay cash. My herd ain't worrying me--it's

moving all the time. It's through that other fence by now. An' if I have

to keep my outfit here to pen you in or shoot you off I can send to the

JD for a gang to push the herd. Don't make no mistake: yo're getting off

easy. Suppose one of my men had been killed at the fence--what then?"



"Well, what do you want me to do?"



"Stop this foolishness an' take down them fences for a mile each side

of the trail. If Buck has to come up here the whole thing'll go down.

Road-brand me two hundred of yore three-year-olds. Now as soon as you

agree, an' say that the fight's over, it will be. You can't win out; an'

what's the use of having yore men killed off?"



"I hate to quit," replied the other, gloomily.



"I know how that is; but yo're wrong on this question, dead wrong. You

don't own this range or the trail. You ain't got no right to close that

old drive trail. Honest, now; have you?"



"You say them six ain't hurt?"



"No more'n I said."



"An' if I give in will you treat my men right?"



"Shore."



"When will you leave."



"Just as soon as I get them two hundred three-year-olds."



"Well, I hate a quitter; but I can't do nothing, nohow," mused the 4X

foreman. He cleared his throat and turned to look at the house. "All

right; when you get them cows you get out of here, an' don't never come

back!"



Hopalong flung his arm with a shout to his men and the other kicked

savagely at an inoffensive stick and slouched back to his bunk house, a

beaten man.



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