Mr Cassidy Meets A Woman

: Hopalong Cassidy's Rustler Round-up

The work of separating the cattle into herds of the different brands

was not a big contract, and with so many men it took but a

comparatively short time, and in two days all signs of the rustlers

had faded. It was then that good news went the rounds and the men

looked forward to a week of pleasure, which was all the sharper

accentuated by the grim mercilessness of the expedition into the

Panhandle. Here was a chance
or unlimited hilarity and a whole week

in which to give strict attention to celebrating the recent victory.



So one day Mr. Hopalong Cassidy rode rapidly over the plain,

thinking about the joys and excitement promised by the carnival to be

held at Muddy Wells. With that rivalry so common to Western towns the

inhabitants maintained that the carnival was to break all records,

this because it was to be held in their town. Perry's Bend and

Buckskin had each promoted a similar affair, and if this year's

festivities were to be an improvement on those which had gone before,

they would most certainly be worth riding miles to see. Perry's Bend

had been unfortunate m being the first to hold a carnival, inasmuch as

it only set a mark to be improved upon, and Buckskin had taken

advantage of this and had added a brass band, and now in turn was to

be eclipsed.



The events slated were numerous and varied, the most important being

those which dealt directly with the everyday occupations of the

inhabitants of that section of the country. Broncho busting, steer-

roping and tying, rifle and revolver shooting, trick riding and fancy

roping made up the main features of the programme and were to be set

off by horse and foot racing and other county fair necessities.

Altogether, the proud citizens of the town looked forward with keen

anticipation to the coming excitements, and were prone to swagger a

bit and to rub their hands in condescending egoism, while the crowded

gambling halls and saloons, and the three-card-monte men on the street

corners enriched themselves at the cost of venturesome know-it-ails.



Hopalong was firmly convinced that his day of hard riding was well

worth while, for the Bar-2o was to be represented in strength.

Probably a clearer insight into his idea of a carnival can be gained

by his definition, grouchily expressed to Red Connors on the day

following the last affair: "Raise cain, go broke, wake up an' begin

punching cows all over again." But that was the day after and the day

after is always filled with remorse.



Hopalong and Red, having twice in succession won the revolver and

rifle competitions, respectively, hoped to make it `Three straight.'

Lanky Smith, the Bar-20 rope expert, had taken first prize in the only

contest he had entered. Skinny Thompson had lost and drawn with Lefty

Allen, of the O-Bar-O, in the broncho-busting event, but as Skinny had

improved greatly in the interval, his friends confidently expected him

to "yank first place" for the honor of his ranch.

These expectations were backed with all the available Bar-20 money, and,

if they were not realized, something in the nature of a calamity would swoop

down upon and wrap that ranch in gloom. Since the O-Bar-O was

aggressively optimistic the betting was at even money, hats and guns, and the

losers would begin life anew so far as earthly possessions were

concerned. No other competitors were considered in this event, as

Skinny and Lefty had so far outclassed all others that the honor was

believed to lie between these two.



Hopalong, blissfully figuring out the chances of the different

contestants, galloped around a clump of mesquite only fifteen miles

from Muddy Wells and stiffened in his saddle, for twenty rods ahead of

him on the trail was a woman. As she heard him approach she turned and

waited for him to overtake her, and when she smiled he raised his

sombrero and bowed.



"Will you please tell me where I am?" She asked.



"Yu are fifteen miles southeast of Muddy Wells," he replied.



"But which is southeast?"



"Right behind yu," he answered. "Th' town lies right ahead."



"Are you going there?" She asked.



"Yes, ma'am."



"Then you will not care if I ride with you?" She asked. "I am a

trifle frightened."



"Why, I'd be some pleased if yu do, `though there ain't nothing out

here to be afraid of now."



"I had no intention of getting lost," she assured him, "but I

dismounted to pick flowers and cactus leaves and after a while I had

no conception of where I was."



"How is it yu are out here?" He asked. "Yu shouldn't get so far from

town."



"Why, papa is an invalid and doesn't like to leave his room, and the

town is so dull, although the carnival is waking it up somewhat.

Having nothing to do I procured a horse and determined to explore the

country. Why, this is like Stanley and Livingstone, isn't it? You

rescued the explorer!" And she laughed heartily. He wondered who in

thunder Stanley and Livingstone were, but said nothing.



"I like the West, it is so big and free," she continued. "But it is

very monotonous at times, especially when compared with New York. Papa

swears dreadfully at the hotel and declares that the food will drive

him insane, but I notice that he eats much more heartily than he did

when in the city. And the service!-it is awful. But when one leaves

the town behind it is splendid, and I can appreciate it because I had

such a hard season in the city last winter-so many balls, parties and

theaters that I simply wore myself out."



"I never hankered much for them things," Hopalong replied. "An' I

don't like th' towns much, either. Once or twice a year I gets as far

as Kansas City, but I soon tires of it an' hits th' back trail. Yu

see, I don't like a fence country-I wants lots of room an' air.



She regarded him intently: "I know that you will think me very

forward."



He smiled and slowly replied: "I think yu are all O. K."



"There do not appear to be many women in this country," she

suggested.



"No, there ain't many," he replied, thinking of the kind to be found

in all of the cow-towns. "They don't seem to hanker for this kind of

life-they wants parties an' lots of dancin' an' them kind of things. I

reckon there ain't a whole lot to tempt em to come.



"You evidently regard women as being very frivolous," she replied.



"Well, I'm speakin' from there not being any out here," he

responded, "although I don't know much about them, to tell th' truth.

Them what are out here can't be counted." Then he flushed and looked

away.



She ignored the remark and placed her hand to her hair:



"Goodness! My hair must look terrible!"



He turned and looked: "Yore hair is pretty-I allus did like brown

hair."



She laughed and put back the straggling locks: "It is terrible! Just

look at it! Isn't it awful?"



"Why, no: I reckons not," he replied critically. "It looks sort of

free an' easy thataway."



"Well, it's no matter, it cannot be helped," she laughed. "Let's

race!" she cried and was off like a shot.



He humored her until he saw that her mount was getting unmanageable,

when he quietly overtook her and closed her pony's nostrils with his

hand, the operation having a most gratifying effect.



"Joe hadn't oughter let yu had this cayuse," he said.



"Why, how do you know of whom I procured it?" She asked. "By th'

brand: it's a O-Bar-O, canceled, with J. H. over it. He buys all of

his cayuses from th' O-Bar-O."



She found out his name, and, after an interval of silence, she

turned to him with eyes full of inquiry: "What is that thorny shrub

just ahead?" She asked.



"That's mesquite," he replied eagerly.



"Tell me all about it," she commanded.



"Why, there ain't much to tell," he replied, "only it's a valuable

tree out here. Th' Apaches use it a whole lot of ways. They get honey

from th' blossoms an' glue an' gum, an' they use th' bark for tannin'

hide. Th' dried pods an' leaves are used to feed their cattle, an' th'

wood makes corrals to keep `em in. They use th' wood for making other

things, too, an' it is of two colors. Th' sap makes a dye what won't

wash out, an' th' beans make a bread what won't sour or get hard. Then

it makes a barrier that shore is a dandy-coyotes an' men can't get

through it, an' it protects a whole lot of birds an' things. Th'

snakes hate it like poison, for th' thorns get under their scales an'

whoops things up for `em. It keeps th' sand from shiftin', too. Down

South where there is plenty of water, it often grows forty feet high,

but up here it squats close to th' ground so it can save th' moisture.

In th' night th' temperature sometimes falls thirty degrees, an' that

helps it, too."



"How can it live without water?" She asked.



"It gets all th' water it wants," he replied, smiling. "Th' tap

roots go straight down `til they find it, sometimes fifty feet. That's

why it don't shrivel up in th' sun. Then there are a lot of little

roots right under it an' they protects th' tap roots. Th' shade it

gives is th' coolest out here, for th' leaves turn with th' wind an'

lets th' breeze through-they're hung on little stems."



"How splendid!" she exclaimed. "Oh! Look there!" she cried, pointing

ahead of them. A chaparral cock strutted from its decapitated enemy, a

rattlesnake, and disappeared in the chaparral.



Hopalong laughed: "Mr. Scissors-bill Road-runner has great fun with

snakes. He runs along th' sand-an' he can run, too- an' sees a snake

takin' a siesta. Snip! goes his bill an' th' snake slides over th'

Divide. Our fighting friend may stop some coyote's appetite before

morning, though, unless he stays where he is."



Just then a gray wolf blundered in sight a few rods ahead of them,

and Hopalong fired instantly. His companion shrunk from him and looked

at him reproachfully.



"Why did you do that!" she demanded.



"Why, because they costs us big money every year," he replied.

"There's a bounty on them because they pull down calves, an' sometimes

full grown cows. I'm shore wonderin' why he got so close-they're

usually just out of range, where they stays."



"Promise me that you will shoot no more while I am with you.



"Why, shore: I didn't think yu'd care," he replied. "Yu are like

that sky-pilot over to Las Cruces-he preached agin killin' things,

which is all right for him, who didn't have no cows."



"Do you go to the missions?" She asked.



He replied that he did, sometimes, but forgot to add that it was

usually for the purpose of hilarity, for he regarded sky-pilots with

humorous toleration.



"Tell me all about yourself-what you do for enjoyment and all about

your work," she requested.



He explained in minute detail the art of punching cows, and told her

more of the West in half an hour than she could have learned from a

year's experience. She showed such keen interest in his words that it

was a pleasure to talk to her, and he monopolized the conversation

until the town intruded its sprawling collection of unpainted shacks

and adobe huts in their field of vision.



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