The Trip In The Erminie

: Dorothy On A Ranch

The "Erminie," private car of "Railway Boss, Dan Ford," stood

side-tracked at Denver, and his guests within it were the happy people

whom, some readers may remember, we left keeping a belated Christmas in

the old adobe on the mesa, in southern California.



To Dorothy, the trip thus far had been like a wonderful dream.



"Just think, Alfy Babcock, of owning a real car, going and stopping

just as
you please, same's riding in a carriage with horses! Even

darling Aunt Betty, who's been 'most everywhere and seen 'most

everything, in her long life, never travelled 'private coaching' this

way before. I hate to think it's over, that I'll have to say good-by

to her so soon. Seems if I ought not. Seems if she'll be dreadful

lonesome without me all summer. I'm her own folks and I--I believe I

shall go home with her after all, 'stead of into the mountains to that

ranch with the Gray Lady."



Alfaretta gave a vigorous tug to the shawl-strap she was fastening

about a curious assortment of her personal belongings and answered:



"That's enough of your 'seems-if-ing,' Dolly Doodles! It's all

settled, isn't it? And when a thing's fixed--it ought to stay fixed.

Mrs. Calvert don't want either of us. She said so, more 'n once, too.

She's tickled to death to think there's such a good time comin' for

us. She's got all that prop'ty that got itself into trouble to look

after, and she's got them ladies, her old friends, that's been in San

Diego all winter, to go home to New York with her. You better stop

frettin' and lookin' out o' winder, and pick up your things. You've

lots more 'n I have and that's sayin' consid'able. The way that Mr.

Ford moves makes other folks hustle, too! Hurry up, do! He said we

was all to go to a big hotel for our dinners and I'm real ready for

mine. I am so! Car-cookin's well enough, but for me--give me a table

that won't go wobblety-wobble all the time."



Dorothy roused from her idleness and began to collect her own

"treasures." They had accumulated to a surprising degree during this

journey from San Diego to Denver; for their genial host had indulged

his young guests in all their whims and, at the various stops along

the way, they had purchased all sorts of things, from baskets to

blankets, horned toads on cards, centipedes in vials of alcohol,

Indian dolls and pottery, and other "trash," as Aunt Betty considered

it. In the roomy private car these had given but little trouble; now

Alfaretta expressed the thought of both girls as well as of the lad,

Leslie, when after a vain effort to pack an especially ugly red-clay

"image," she exclaimed:



"A fool and his money! That's what I was. Felt as rich as a queen,

startin' out with all them earnin's and presents in my pocket-book. Now

I haven't got a cent, hardly, and I'd ha' been better off if I hadn't a

had them! There! that paper's busted again! Does beat the Dutch the way

things act! Just plain things! If they was folks you could box their

ears, but you can't do a thing to things, not a thing! Only--"



"Throw them away! That's what I'm going to do with my stuff!" cried

Leslie, from a far corner, standing up and wiping his face, after his

own bit of packing. "This old musket that that man in uniform assured

me had belonged to General Custer--Dad says never saw a soldier's

hands, let alone Custer's. Says he knew that all the time, even when

I was dickering for it. Says--"



Dorothy looked up from her own task to ask:



"Why should he let you buy it then?"



"For experience, likely. That's the way he likes to have us learn, he

claims."



"Humph! But Aunt Betty says it's wicked to waste money. One ought only

to use it for some good purpose."



A shout of derision came from both Alfy and Leslie, at this remark, and

they pointed in high glee at a basketful of things Dorothy was vainly

trying to make look a tidy bundle. She had to join in the laughter

against herself and Mr. Ford came forward to lend a hand or offer

advice, as need be.



"So you're up against a tough proposition, are you, youngsters? How

much of all that stuff do you really want?"



"Not a scrap!" said Alfaretta, frankly.



"Good enough! Well, let me tell you. There's a poor old fellow hangs

out just beyond this station who makes his scanty living selling just

such 'trash.' I'll give you just five minutes to select whatever you

really wish to keep, five minutes more to stow them compactly for our

long buckboard-drive, and about as much longer to make the acquaintance

of my lame peddler and give him your leavings. Five seconds wasted

already, taring at me! Begin, begin!"



The gentleman's face was aglow with happiness and mischief, but there

was a tone in his voice which compelled instant obedience; and long

before the first five minutes had passed all three young folks had

heaped the most of their "things" in a pile in the center of the car.

The rest was quickly strapped in the beautiful Navajo blankets which

Mrs. Ford, or the "Gray Lady"--as they best loved to call her, had

purchased and given them as souvenirs of this wonderful trip. Blankets

that were almost priceless, as only Dorothy knew from Aunt Betty's

explanation, but that Alfaretta considered far less attractive than a

plain white wool one.



A porter, laden with baskets, appeared at that moment, as if by

previous instruction; and into the baskets were tossed or tumbled the

odd collection, everybody working swiftly yet already half-regretfully

that they hadn't kept more.



"That horned toad'll get a rush of blood to his head!" cried Leslie, as

Alfaretta threw her recent "treasure" into the mess.



"Take care, boy! Don't break that alcohol bottle. That centipede mayn't

be as dead as he looks! The horrid leg-gy thing! How in the world did I

ever fancy it? Take care!" warned Dorothy, as Leslie dropped an uncouth

Indian "image" upon the vial.



"Hi, dere! Massa Leslie! Jed'll do de res'!" cried Mr. Ford's own

especial servant, coolly pushing the lad aside and rapidly making a

better arrangement of the articles. Then he shouldered his baskets and

left the car, Mr. Ford following, with the three young people trailing

after him. At the door Alfaretta turned and rapidly surveyed the

luxurious coach in which she had spent the past few days. To her it

had been a veritable fairyland, and quick tears sprang to her eyes

as she exclaimed:



"I never had such a good time in all my life as I've had in this

'Erminie,' and I never expect to again! It 'most breaks my heart to say

good-by to it!"



"Don't say it then! I shan't, though I feel as bad as you do. But our

worst good-by is to come when Aunt Betty starts east and we west. I

can't--how can I?--let her go alone?"



This was sufficient to arouse all Alfy's sympathy. She promptly forgot

her own regret in soothing her friend, for Dorothy's grief was most

sincere. Ever since that day when she had learned that Mrs. Calvert was

her own kin she had loved the lady with all her heart and had, during

the past winter of Aunt Betty's lameness, felt that she must now take

care of her. She did not realize that the one-time invalid was now quite

well and as independent of aid as ever. Indeed, the Gray Lady had

laughingly declared:



"Dear Mrs. Betty is the youngest-hearted of us all!"



After that happy day when Dorothy had helped to bring about the reunion

of the long parted Fords, the "Railroad Boss" had taken his wife and

son away for a little time; but they had soon returned to El Paraiso,

that charming home in the southwestern city and had remained as members

of Mrs. Calvert's household till the spring days came. Then Mr. Ford had

announced his summer plans:



"I'm going to give myself a long vacation. I own a ranch in the Colorado

mountains and I'm going to take you all, each and everyone, to enjoy it

with me. My wife, Erminie, claims it her turn to play hostess, so we'll

all become cowboys and cowgirls, and have a wild-west show of our own,

with a continuous performance for three jolly months. All in favor, say

Aye!"



"Aye! Aye! Aye!" the youngsters had it, so heartily that, for a moment,

nobody noticed that Aunt Betty was silent. Then, when Dorothy observed

this, with a down-sinking of her own spirits, the lady made haste to

explain:



"Nothing could please me better for Dorothy, and for myself if I were

able to accept. But I can't. As you know, my business affairs have

become tangled in some way and I must go home to really understand what

is amiss. Indeed, I don't know yet where I may have to be during the

warm weather and I'm delighted for my little girl, and for Alfaretta, to

have such a fine chance. I fancy you'll all come east in the autumn, as

brown as the Indians who'll be your neighbors, and in fine health. How

soon do you leave, Mr. Ford? That I may make some arrangement about this

dear old house, for I shan't want to stay in it after you're gone."



Then it was his turn to explain:



"I have felt all along, ever since I found Erminie here with our boy,

that the place should never become again just 'a house to rent.' So I've

bought it. I've found Padre Nicolas, the old priest whom the Indians

love and trust, and deeded it to him in trust for them as a Home. Here

Lazaro Gomez and the other ancients of his race shall dwell in comfort

for the rest of their days. The only proviso is that Father Nicholas

shall admit none who hasn't reached the age of discretion--say,

eighty-odd years, or so! Nor shall any of his charges be compelled to

tame wild beasts and sell them for a livelihood. The good old priest is

ready to take possession as soon as we vacate and will put everything

into what Alfy calls 'apple-pie order,' according to a red man's fancy.

So, when everybody is ready--Don't hurry, please!--we'll board my car,

the 'Erminie,' and take our leisurely way northward. It isn't as if we

had to say good-by, you see, for we'll be all together still. As for

Mrs. Calvert's plan--maybe we can persuade her to postpone business

awhile for a taste of real ranch life. Eh?"



But Mistress Elisabeth Cecil-Somerset-Calvert was a matron who never

said "No" when she meant "Yes;" and she smilingly kept to her own

purpose, yet took good care that no shadow of a coming separation should

darken her beloved Dorothy's wonderful trip in a private car. Just here

we may recall to the readers' attention that this young girl's earlier

experiences have been told in "Dorothy's Schooling," her "Travels" and

"House Party" and best of all "In California."



Now those happy days of travel and sightseeing had ended in the city of

Denver. The "Erminie" was to be stripped and renovated and put aside to

await its owner's further orders. From this point the ranchers were to

proceed by a coaching tour over the long and delightful road to the

distant Rockies: while Mrs. Calvert, her black "boy," Ephraim, and some

women friends were to speed eastward by the fleetest "limited" express.

One more short hour together, in a hotel dining-room, and the parting

was due. Aunt Betty and Mrs. Ford had already been driven away to this

hotel as Leslie and his girl guests followed his father from the

"Erminie," and seeing the downward droop of Dorothy's lip he tried to

divert her by exclaiming:



"There was never such a man as Dad! He never forgets. Never. I believe

he knows every cripple between New York and San Francisco. I do, indeed.

This fellow we're going to give that 'trash' to is one of his pets. I

remember him now. Got hurt in a railway smash but is as independent as

they make 'em. Wouldn't sue the company and wouldn't take money from it

when offered. Claimed he was stealing a ride and only got what he calls

his 'come-uppance' when he got hurt. Dad was so astonished when he heard

about that, he said the man ought to be 'framed and put on exhibition,

as the only case of his kind on record.' Then he suggested this way of

earning his living. He has the 'boys' keep him fixed up in a little sort

of stand just yonder and they see to it that his stock never fails. The

cripple's as proud as Punch. Boasts that any honest man can do well in

America if he tries. He hasn't any legs left and his arms aren't worth

much but his spirit is the bravest ever. It would break his heart if he

guessed that most of the stuff he sells is bought for my father by some

of his employees, all on the sly. But he'll never know it. That's the

best of Dad! His 'boys' love him. They think he's just rippin'! And he

is. Look now. See how that man's face lights up when he hears that

'Halloo'!"



Dorothy stopped short to exclaim:



"Bought the stuff and gave us most of it, and now will buy it over again

just to throw away! I never heard anything like that!"



"Reckon you didn't, for there is only one Dan Ford! But he doesn't have

it thrown away. He has it burned. He says, 'Burned toads tell no tales,'

and the worst trouble the boys have is to get folks enough to buy the

things for them. When they see a likely lookin' tourist edging around

the stand they use him, if they can. If they can't it's a 'short day'

for Cripple Andy, but that doesn't worry him. 'The fat and the lean,' he

calls it. Oh! I say, he's almost as rippin' as Dad himself, he's so

plucky!"



The cripple's face did indeed light up as Mr. Ford appeared before him

and shouted that gay "Halloo!"



"Well, well, well! If you ain't the best sight I've had since I saw you

last. Halloo, yourself and see how you like it!" With this attempt at

facetiousness, the seller of notions leaned forward over his stand and

extended his best hand toward his benefactor.



"How's business, Andy?"



"Tollable, sir, fairly tollable. Been sellin' a lot o' truck, lately, to

some Cookies, and there was a reduction-school-ma'am-racket that nigh

cleaned me out. See that your man Jed here has got a heap more things.

How'd he come by them? Must ha' cleared the country of reptiles,

judgin' by them samples."



"Oh, he came by them fairly enough, Andy. These youngsters couldn't live

without the things when they first saw them, but now they'll be grateful

if you'll take them off their hands. Maybe you can make something from

them, maybe not. In any case they're not going to San Leon on a

buckboard with me! Take them off our hands, lad, and do a good deed once

in your life!"



By this time Mr. Ford had placed his own two strong hands over the

shrivelled one of the peddler and was pressing it warmly, while the two

looked into one another's eyes with mutual respect and liking. Then when

the hands unclasped there was left on Andy's palm a glittering double

eagle.



Dorothy, watching, wondered at this, after hearing Leslie's boast of the

cripple's independence; and there did a flush rise in his face for a

moment, till Mr. Ford said:



"For Laddie, you know. If you can't use it--pass it on!"



The flush died out of the vender's cheek and a soft look came over it.

"So I will, man, so I will. Thank God there's always somebody poorer

than me! Good-by, and good luck, Boss! By that token I never seen you

look that happy as you do this day, man alive, never!"



"I never had such reason to be glad, Andy boy! Good-by, good-by!"



Mr. Ford started off at a brisk pace, the young folks trying to equal

his long strides, and Alfaretta asking:



"Is that cripple crazy? What'd he mean by sellin' things to 'Cookies'

and what's a 'school-ma'am-racket'?"



Leslie laughed and answered:



"A 'racket' of that sort has nothing to do with tennis, Miss Babcock, at

your service; and 'Cookies' are just Cook's tourists. All railroaders

call them that; and I suppose the 'racket' was a cheap excursion the

school-ma'ams were taking. Odd, isn't it? That though all Andy's trouble

came from the railroad he claims to belong to it as one of its 'boys.'

He's rippin', Andy is. He told father 't he 'teached school' himself,

once! But he got so tired of it that the sight of a spelling-book made

him sick."



"It does me, too," said Alfy, with sympathy.



"So he 'cut and run,' and rode on trains in every direction as long as

his money held out. Then he stole the ride that ended his travels right

here in Denver. Hello! where's Dad?"



They had loitered along the way and he had simply outstripped them. So

without even a quarter in his purse but in his most lordly air, Leslie

hailed a cab to carry them to the hotel he knew was that habitually

patronized by his father; and a few minutes later they rode up to the

entrance in state.



An attendant hastened to the curb to assist the "young ladies" out of

the cab, but the hackman laid a detaining hand upon Leslie's shoulder

with the remark:



"Fares, please."



"Eh? Just settle that with Mr. Daniel Ford, inside. Here, Buttons, you

find Mr. Ford and ask him to step here. It'll be all right, Jehu, and

let's hurry, girls, else we'll be late for dinner."



He started to enter the building but the cabman retained his hold on the

lad's shoulder and remarked:



"No, you don't! You may be all right and so may your Mr. Ford but, as

for me, I never heard tell of him and money talks. Fares, please."



Dorothy and Alfaretta clung together, really afraid of the cabman who

was now growing decidedly angry. He was a stranger to that city and had

just embarked in a rather losing business, his outfit of horse and cab

being a second-hand one and too shabby for most patrons.



Also, "Buttons," as Leslie had called the bell-boy, now returned to say

that "no name of Ford was on the register and the clerk wouldn't

bother."



Here was a dilemma. The trio who had ridden in state now felt very

small, indeed, and glanced at one another in dismay. Then Leslie

surveyed the name over the hotel entrance and exclaimed:



"Pshaw! This isn't the place at all. That donkey of a driver has brought

us to the Metropole and not the Metropolitan. I might have known Dad

wouldn't put up at such a third-rate tavern as this! Now, you idiot,

we'll get in again and you take us where you were bid! and there, it's

likely, you'll make the acquaintance of Mr. Daniel Ford in a way you

don't like! Get in, Dorothy--Alfy! We can't stand foolin' here!"



But the cabman closed the door of his vehicle with a bang and calmly

folded his arms to wait. Dolly pulled out her little purse. It contained

one nickel and two cents. She had carefully cherished these because

coins smaller than a nickel are not plentiful in California; but she

tendered them to Leslie who smiled and shook his head. Alfaretta

discovered a dime, but it was her "luck piece," wrapped in pink tissue

paper and carried thus in order that she "might always have money in her

pocket," and she hated to give it up. Both she and Dolly thought

regretfully of the little pocket-hoard they had begged the Gray Lady to

keep for them, lest they spend it on the trip. However, neither the

cabman nor Leslie accepted their offering, and the latter exclaimed:



"Ain't this rippin'? Lost in a strange city, in the middle of the day,

and not a soul willing to help us out! What in the world will Dad say!"



"What, indeed! But look here, Leslie Ford, we've got enough to pay for

telephoning that other hotel, if the man in here will let us use his

'phone! Then your father will send somebody after us or do something.

Please try. I feel so queer with so many folks staring at us as if we'd

done something bad!"



By this time the hotel clerk had become more amiable. The name of Ford

had impressed him if it hadn't the hackman, and though he, too, was new

to the town he bade Leslie:



"Go ahead! Call him up, if there is such a man."



With a glance of angry contempt Leslie put the receiver to his ear and

rang up "Dad;" only to hang it up again in disgust, as the answer came

back: "Line's busy!"



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